Wednesday, May 26, 2010

OMG, You Guys! Totally Palintastic, Bristolriffic Feature At Harper's Bazaar! PS: Remember Not To Exploit Sarah Palin's Children Like The Lamestream Media, Because That Would Be Wrong


The actual, for-real caption:

Tea Party movement: Bristol at home with son Tripp. Lanvin gown, $4,385. Barneys New York, L.A.; 310-276-4400. Karma El Khalil earrings, $13,750. roseark.com. Giorgio Armani ring, $650. 310-271-5555. Kathy Rose for Roseark bracelet, $13,000. Photo credit: Danielle Levitt.

Folksy!

UPDATE – Excuse me, Harper's, but who is Tripp wearing?

Also – Here I am with sister Willow. We are baking cookies in our gorgeous Carolina Herrera gowns:

12 comments:

Aunt Snow said...

Awesome what she can do on a part-time medical assistant's salary! She must be so thrifty!!

Mistress Cynica said...

Look, girls! Teenage pregnancy has terrible, horrible, very bad consequences. Don't let it happen to you!

Fran Rossi Szpylczyn said...

This is so folksy! I love those zany girls - baking cookies in gowns!!

Matty Boy said...

Yes, let's sexualize fifteen year old girls, because it shows we believe in family values.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It's not exploitation if Mommy Dearest approves.

Ernie said...

"Aunty Loves Tripp"! (on the fridge). With or without LSD?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

If that's what they wear in the kitchen, imagine the designers they're wearing in the maternity ward!

Also, those fridge magnets are just askign to be photo shopped.

Lulu Maude said...

Gawsh! That griftin' pays real good!

A-hyuk!

Anonymous said...

casting lipstick before swine...

samael7 said...

UPDATE – Excuse me, Harper's, but who is Tripp wearing?
As best I can tell, an insouciant ensemble of Gerbers and Betty Crocker, with maybe some Del Monte accessories thrown in.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Tripp is wearing jeans by True Religion and a top by Ungaro. He's drinking tea made from the tender leaves of Matanuska thunderfuck.*

*one of Alaska's finest marijuana strains.

I love these photos--surrealism at it best.

Karen Zipdrive said...

P.S. Willow is looking pretty good. She's looks like she's about due to get pregnant with her own little Trigg or Trapp or Tripp or Tigger.