The actual, for-real caption:
Tea Party movement: Bristol at home with son Tripp. Lanvin gown, $4,385. Barneys New York, L.A.; 310-276-4400. Karma El Khalil earrings, $13,750. roseark.com. Giorgio Armani ring, $650. 310-271-5555. Kathy Rose for Roseark bracelet, $13,000. Photo credit: Danielle Levitt.
UPDATE – Excuse me, Harper's, but who is Tripp wearing?
Also – Here I am with sister Willow. We are baking cookies in our gorgeous Carolina Herrera gowns: