Monday, July 13, 2009

Only You, Sam Brownback, Can Prevent Mermaids, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Martin Schongauer: The Archangel Gabriel, 1490/1491, engraving


Yay! Sam Brownback is... back! He's super-worried about human-animal hybrids, which are bad, except it's fully OK to get you some pig heart valves 'n' such. Standards! What we need are some human-animal hybrid standards in here! Brownback is right. I, for one, don't want to get run over by a centaur on my way to Target.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh thank you for the Schongauer! It's reminds me that grace and sanity and civilization can exist in this world.

Cindy in WI

Anonymous said...

I had no idea Gabriel was gay!

dguzman said...

Brownie's bringin' paranoia back!

drew in sf said...

I can't wait to read the People for the Ethical Treatment of Human-Animal Combo Critters (PET-HACC)'s press release on this one...

Jenny said...

I really don't get how he can justify genetically modifying livestock and soy beans, but be totally against messing with human genetics. Hmph.