John Ensign and Friends, Spahn Ranch
I absolutely love this piece at Talking Points Memo about John Ensign's Jesusyness because it just descends into kinda funny and wonderful sounding left-wing conspiracy theories, the kinds we like, the kinds where shadowy Christian cabals of lobotomized GOP drone senators and representatives meet and cast dark spells and... well, and confront each other about fucking other people's wives.
The best part, besides not being able to tell what's true and what's, like, woooooo, is the name of the secret society: The Family. Ha, no really! So rules, right? So for all the rest of the article, it's The Family this and The Family that, and it's all just so hilarious that I totally had to check I wasn't reading The Onion.
But oooooh, they are so shadowy! LOL.