So yeah, anyway... over the last couple of weeks I've been getting hit by a truck... a truck called dentistry! And it keeps backing up and running me over again and again! And now I'm 25% less wise! Fun!
Oh, my dear. You and poor Mr. Muscato - he's in the same boat exactly, and I can only imagine that you are at least moderately more stoic than the average Egyptian. This too shall pass, and in the meantime at least perhaps you're at home to watch the Bristol Palin Phenomenon in its full horror?
Every time that truck stops to switch back into reverse before hitting you again, he's been running over ME. You have no idea. Try 7, SEVEN appointments since December for the SAME goddam crown. Only fell out 3 times. Regards from the pharmacy queue, Mr Bad Trash
2007 - root canal, new crown, crown broke 3 days after it's installed. waited 6 months to replace. 2009 - replacement breaks after 18 months. Officially 182 times better than the first crown, but still sucks. Haven't replaced it yet.
Had my wisdom surgically extracted 7 or 8 years ago...
I went through dentistry horrors last fall, when Dr. Elvira tortured me for several weeks running. The Vicodin really made it all worthwhile, but just barely.
The Vicodin is interesting! It makes me feel all pleasant and spacey. I can see how people get hooked on it. I'm going back to work today on drugs, yay!
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Poor baby. I have total empathy for your personal horror.
Oh, my dear. You and poor Mr. Muscato - he's in the same boat exactly, and I can only imagine that you are at least moderately more stoic than the average Egyptian. This too shall pass, and in the meantime at least perhaps you're at home to watch the Bristol Palin Phenomenon in its full horror?
I feel your pain.
Lo lamento. Enjoy the opiates!
Every time that truck stops to switch back into reverse before hitting you again, he's been running over ME. You have no idea. Try 7, SEVEN appointments since December for the SAME goddam crown. Only fell out 3 times.
Regards from the pharmacy queue,
Mr Bad Trash
Der Weiss Engel!!!
So sorry you're going through this, Princess. I also am just finished with a round of dental fun. I am now bionic on the lower left side of my mouth.
Don't be brave. Give Sir Lawrence any information he wants. I hope you're not in the chair too long...
2007 - root canal, new crown, crown broke 3 days after it's installed. waited 6 months to replace.
2009 - replacement breaks after 18 months. Officially 182 times better than the first crown, but still sucks. Haven't replaced it yet.
Had my wisdom surgically extracted 7 or 8 years ago...
I went through dentistry horrors last fall, when Dr. Elvira tortured me for several weeks running.
The Vicodin really made it all worthwhile, but just barely.
The Vicodin is interesting! It makes me feel all pleasant and spacey. I can see how people get hooked on it. I'm going back to work today on drugs, yay!
Ouch. Sorry.
Vicodin and Vodka are the best ride at the amusement park. WWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Told ya so.
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