WE HEAR . . . THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reactionary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut . . .
UPDATE: Gawker points out that this happened right when her new book is to come out. Will she go on the Today Show and promote her book in mime?
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The only thing that might convince me that there is, in fact, a God, is that she appears to have such an evil sense of humor.
So where do we sign up to spit in Ann's milkshakes?
Maybe the injury will prevent her from typing, as well.
A stress fracture, no doubt.
Oh, stop teasing me.
Was it an accident or is someone responsible? If someone is the cause, what it the proper thing for us to do?
Chocolates? Flowers? I can't afford jewelry right now.
I am looking forward to the FARK thread speculating on how it happened. Though unfortunately she can still type, I suppose.
That's a lot of jaw to break.
Mercy!
Maybe we're missing the obvious. She might have had her jaw wired shut in a desperate attempt to lose weight. Taking off those last 112 pounds can be a daunting task.
I also want to thank the Princess on behalf of all right thinking Pony Pals for not including a photo.
@divageek: Doing what she usually does on Saturday nights on the street corner.
As for another disgusting mental picture: you're welcome.
Ann who?
Did Bill Maher's johnson survive the accident?
They shoot horse-faces, don't they?
The gas station I worked at as a kid, the ladies' room sink was always getting broken off the wall. There were a few teenage babes that would come in and buy some gas, hang around talking tough, go hang out in the john for a long time and talk and fool with their makeup (and god knows what else, probably squeeze zits,) and since there's only one place to sit, in a ladies' room, one would sit on the sink on the wall, and break it down, so the owner would have to get it fixed. These girls would go around at school mouthing off, insulting people, saying really vicious things to people, and about people they considered their inferiors, just to freak people out and scandalize everybody. You know the type. They were pretty much bitches. What I'm getting to is: Those girls were what Ann Coulter is. See? Ring a bell?
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