Our favorite jump-up-and-downer, Hugo Chavez, is always good for some comical insults, and he certainly doesn't disappoint on the Palin front:
"I saw the vice presidential candidate, there she was talking about 'the dictator Hugo Chavez.' The poor thing, you just feel sorry for her," he said during a televised broadcast.
"She's a beauty queen that they've pulled out to be a figurehead. We need to say as Christ did: Forgive her, she knows not what she's saying."
Ha ha! That's even better than when he called Condi "Missy."