Thursday, October 02, 2008

Christians Now Think They'll Show Google a Thing or Two

Oh, noes! Google is, no doubt, quaking in their boots now that the the followers of an ancient, Middle-Eastern resurrection cult are threatening to pull the plug on them for stating their opposition to California's Proposition H8:

A Christian conservative activist in California says he will be using a new Internet search engine now that Google has publicly proclaimed its support for same-sex "marriage" and its opposition to the state's marriage protection amendment.

The tech smart-asses at Valleywag wonder if that means that they'll stop using Google, and benefiting from its famous contextual advertising, on their own web site. And I couldn't help noticing that applies to One News Now, who "reported" the story, as seen in the screenshot above, as well.

Gosh, now that the Christians have brought Ford, Disney and McDonald's to their knees, and they've moved on to ATT, Google and Pacific Gas and Electric (LOL, good luck with that), can any massive, international megaconglomerate be safe?


Evan said...

This is so fucking funny.

I actually predicted this on my blog, but I was KIDDING.

It's not fun to make fun of these morons when they actually do the ridiculous things you suggest!

(Okay, it's still fun, but some of the icing is gone.)

Jess Wundrun said...

Maybe they could just change that "Go" button to "Smite"

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Evan, my standard phrase of despair is what's a satirist to do when his job is being done without him?

Evan said...

I like that phrase. May have to co-opt it, with your kind permission.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I didn't coin it, evan, so be my guest.