Why does she keep talking to Katie Couric? Does she escape her handlers and make a beeline to the CBS studio? In the latest interview, she refuses to answer whether or not she would outlaw abortions for victims of incestuous rape, refuses to say whether she'd like to outlaw the morning after pill, and tries to be nice to the hairdressers but thinks it's a "choice" (there's that word again!):
But as for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. And she is not my "gay friend," she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice I would have made. But I am not going to judge people.
I wonder if her bestest lesbo buddy thinks she "chose" to be that way? The first and only indication that she could possibly be further to the right is that she claimed to be "all for contraception" and that she gallantly supports the teaching of evolution in schools. Oh, there will be hell to pay for those concessions, Sarah!
Of course, the evolution and birth control egalitarianism is probably a lie, but it's not Sarah's biggest wopper of the day! No, that would be her typically evasive answer to her hometown paper's question about her charging rape victims for their diagnostic kits. "The entire notion of making a victim of a crime pay for anything is crazy," she (non) answered. And she's right! But they did!