Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A Peek Inside Sarah Palin's Day Planner

  • 7:00 AM: Read all newspapers. Um, all of them!
  • 8:00 AM: Double check for Russians.
  • 9:00 AM: Visit BLF (best lesbian friend).
  • 12:00 PM: Lunch with Katie Couric again! She's so nice to invite me over all the time to chat! But why does she always have cameras there? Is it her hobby? Oh well, she's super nice! Maybe a little nosy, though!


karenzipdrive said...

Can you believe she declined to list which periodicals she read?
I guess Field & Stream, Ladies Home Journal and The National Enquirer wouldn't be considered fancy enough for the elite liberal media.

g said...

Princess, you link below to her interview with the Mat-Su Valley Fronstiersman - story published yesterday.

Sarah couldn't even think to mention that newspaper?

dguzman said...

"Soldier of Fortune" and "Guns n Ammo" don't really endear her to those hockey moms. But she has been known to read "Highlights" cover to cover.