Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Napoleon Complex


President Bush walks with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (L) and Secretary of Defense Robert Gates to make a statement on the situation in Georgia in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington, August 13, 2008. (Jim Young/Reuters)


No, no, not the thing with short people, not that kind of Napoleon complex. This one's way scarier.

Anyway! The Napoleon look suits some people! In fact, I think it would make a great look for Condi:




You are so totally turned on right now. Admit it.

15 comments:

FranIAm said...

You read my mind! I am twitching with desire.

Not really.

Anonymous said...

Condi in a Napoleon costume, tres magnific! But if we're going to play "Dress Up Condi", how about Mad Magazine's depictions of her as Pirates of the Caribbean's Tia Dalma (http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downloads/pirates_poster.jpg)
or The Fantastic 4's Sue Storm (http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downloads/fanaticfour_poster.jpg)?

Wow!

Steve said...

Only appropriate if she's going to be anywhere within photo op distance of Sarkozy while he's brokering with Russia and Georgia to secure the peace she seeks.

Distributorcap said...

i TOLD you she was the san francisco treat.

i wonder if condi's dick is all shriveled up and pickled in a box like her mentor NB

Anonymous said...

Article I of the Code Condoleezienne: Tasteful footwear is mandated for all!

jterry said...

She's already adopted the French concept of a "work" week. Why not go all out?

P.S. If you could get a cute picture of Sarkozy and Medvedev together and do some sort of short man hilarity, that would make me smile. :)

Anonymous said...

All I can think of is hernia!

And I can't think of two people who deserve that more.

-- d'wind

Matty Boy said...

I love the Ferragamo signature, but the photoshop makes her look like she has no neck. This outfit and a matching string of pearls would be so fetching!

rptrcub said...

She needs to have a hat with the French tricolor roundel pinned onto it for accessory completion.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Matty, I pretty much followed David's painting, which portrays Napoleon with the same no-neckedness.

zoe said...

Actually, since she seems to favor Manolos these days.....HOWEVER. Ferragamos have always been known as the Republican shoe of choice. Excellent work, PSP. Best of luck, Miss Condi. Have fun in Nice. Wheeeeeeee!

karenzipdrive said...

PSP I worship at your Photoshopping throne.

dguzman said...

And just yesterday I heard NPR's Renee Montaigne say, without even cracking up, that Chimpy's sending "some diplomatic muscle in the form of Condoleeza Rice" to Georgia. As if.

Peter Dow said...

Napoleon Boner
Erects the penises that other Empresses cannot

Peter Dow said...

Oh and I almost forgot
Empress Condoleezza Yahoo Group