Thursday, June 12, 2008

Second Fiddle


France's Foreign Affairs Minister Bernard Kouchner (L) greets U.S. first lady Laura Bush (C) and U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the Kleber international centre in Paris June 12, 2008. Ministers from dozens of countries gathered in Paris to pledge funds for Afghanistan and review their development strategy for the violence-plagued state. REUTERS/Eric Feferberg/Pool (FRANCE)


See Crazy Eyes' confident swagger? She knows who's in charge. See Condi's sour look? She does, too! I've mentioned before that many of Condi's duties have been turned over to the first lady, and last week's stunningly purposeless journey to Afghanistan certainly proved that. That was supposed to be Condi's unnecessary journey! And now, there she is, just there to sign the papers, I guess.

A lot of people leave comments here saying, OMG, what will you do when Condi leaves? But, you know, by that time, I'm thinking all of us will be pretty much over her*. Don't you think? Heck, coming up with a new subtitle for the blog won't be that hard. Hmmm... I keep track of Ursula Plassnik's scarves so you don't have to has a nice ring to it.

*The latest poll numbers suggest America agrees with us.

13 comments:

Toriko said...

Plus, Condi's hairstyle has become pretty stagnant of late.

Matty Boy said...

If it's all Ursula and crazy Christians, you know you'll have at least one loyal reader.

Actually, I'm pretty sure some other regulars will pop on over with a "Me, too!" or three.

zoe said...

If, g-d forbid, McInsane wins, you will always have Cindy-trollop and that Bakersfield-style daughter of theirs. Just sayin'

Madduane said...

I'm so glad I found this blog. I certainly won't mind not hearing about lecdondel. You don't need her, Princess!

Michael Tuggle said...

If Laura is the First Lady, what is Condi? The Second Lady?

Or the First Spinster?

Anonymous said...

Snake eyes completely over-dosed on whatever she's taking to forget about Dubya.

dguzman said...

Part of Dr. Shoes' obvious disappointment is due to her realization that while Team Pickles had the smarts to send the PickleBot to meet with the Francies, Team Condi was dumb enough to slap an ugly suit on the real thing and send her. Merde!

Anonymous said...

In this one, the dreadful "Dr" Rice looks like a minor character out of the musical "The Big Parade."

Distributorcap said...

do the in-laws own stock in a burlap manufacturer -- lauras dress

Jun Okumura said...

The First Lady? Actually, that's Jack Nicholson as The Joker. In drag. He left LA on Friday for the Middle East.

Celtics rock!

Bartman said...

That's not a confident swagger; she's just glad to be let out of the Airstream.

justjenny said...

Please, please, please turn this into an All-Ursula, all-the-time blog. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

What will you do when Condi leaves? 2 words: Yulia Tyshmoshenko.

Just do a google image search.