Monday, June 23, 2008

A Modest Proposal for New Racist Campaign Merchandise

Have you heard? Apparently, even though it's 2008, it's now perfectly acceptable to depict black people as monkeys again! OK, let's rephrase that: Republicans think it's perfectly acceptable to depict black people as monkeys again. Retrolicious! Let the floodgates open! I'm assuming that the GOP will get even more creative in the coming months, and I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more delightful things like this:



Democrats can get into the act, too:



And don't forget to drag the spouses into it:



My, what a wonderful next couple of months this will be! Yay!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can make McCain apple dolls.

Anonymous said...

In South Texas, where I live, there's a great new bumper sticker that says, "Obamanos."
Vamanos in Spanish means "let's go." The "v" is pronounced with a soft "b" sound.

Clever, no?

Fran said...

What kind of fuckery is that?

As for me, I must say I do covet that Cindy McCain doll.

dguzman said...

Is that a voodoo doll as well?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

There ain't nothin' like an 'ol Zel Miller cross burnin'! Yeee haw!

Anonymous said...

Interesting post. I just wanted to let you know I have featured it at The DC Feed.

Flying Spaghetti Monster said...

Oh, Princess. So wrong. You are so going to burn. ;-)

Matthew Hubbard said...

There's no nature like human nature, like no nature I know!

samael7 said...

Ohhhh, yes, PLEAAAASE, Republicans, PLEASE front the racist crap for this election. PLEASE do that. It's a winning ticket. Really.

On the other hand, you lance boils to *help* a patient, right? I don't really want them to get better, is the problem.