Friday, June 20, 2008

Don't Let Your Hands Get Anywhere Near Her Mouth


First lady Laura Bush and President Bush, not pictured, host a social dinner in honor of American jazz during an event in the East Room of the White House, Thursday, June 19, 2008, in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

21 comments:

dguzman said...

She's got that "I just got away with killing someone again!" look in her eye.

J. Matt said...

A cobra.

Karen said...

There are stays in that portrait collar that double as daggers if the fangs don't work.

karenzipdrive said...

Jazz concert?
Since when are the Oakridge Boys jazz?

Matty Boy said...

I love the soft focus. It's like a cross between a Breck shampoo ad from back in the day and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Thank goodness Laura is using her peppy medication during Condi's decline, because if she were just drinking and smoking in private like Pat Nixon, this blog would really be feeling the pain.

Spirula said...

Forget about my hands. With the look she has on her face, I wonder what's she doing with HER hands? Looks like she's doing a little "cupping" there.

g said...

the drugs just kicked in.

TeleFrank said...

I think maybe old Georgie sends that Haitian dude from 'Heroes' to her room every night to wipe her memory of the daily treason and war crimes her hubby's administration has committed. She has that vapid look of the habitually memory-erased.

samael7 said...

I fully expect to see a trickle of blood at the corners of her mouth.

*shudder*

Anonymous said...

This one is clearly high on something. Don't blame her though -- what would you do if you were "living" with someone like GWB?

Anonymous said...

That look reminds me that I'd like to suggest that you consider putting up some of Ms McCain!! The look in the eye is very similar and I know you're going to need some transition subjects.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey, wait--is that a wig she has on? I think it is.

Major Mel Funkshun said...

That look just screams "COCAINE? Yeah ya betcha!"

Anonymous said...

Zip,

As a near totally bald over-the- hill male, that is exactly what I tought about Ms. Bush's hair. Maybe female "wigs" are not a girl thing any more.

karenzipdrive said...

Anon--
I think wigs and girdles are in about the same category.
I own neither, and have no plans to change that.
But Pickles must pass out a lot and cause herself to have bed-head at inopportune times.
I think she got jacked-up to enjoy the "jazz concert," and the wig was her tribute to fellow drug enthusiast Whitney Houston.

Anonymous said...

She took 'er down and she's akickin' in!

Distributorcap said...

she is one ugly dude

sopranospinner said...

We saw "Kung Fu Panda" yesterday to get in out of the heat and she looks remarkably like Master Tigress!

karenzipdrive said...

Miss Pony?
We need more entries, please.

Anonymous said...

La Bush looks way too close to the sort of scary mannequin head that is way too prevalent in the storefronts of downtown Asheville. See for instance here: http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/15605/133864/t/936487-Mannequin-1.jpg

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Karen, please don't do that.