Monday, June 23, 2008

Let's All Join Together to Celebrate Charlie Crist! First Hairdresser Vice-Presidential Maybe Contender! But Probably Not!



Yay! Wheeee! OMGLOL.

16 comments:

Ella Fantpoop said...

The whole idea is a big, enormous giggle!

FranIAm said...

The song to the old Revlon "Charlie" perfume ads come to mind.

A couple of poofs of the old atomizer and he is coiffed, smellin' purty and ready to run for national office... In his pink sneakers.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

drew in sf said...

Definitely not a hairdosexual, no matter what the persistent and persuasive rumors unnaturally compel us to feel about such things. I mean, he dated Katherine Harris, who is certainly not a frigid, repressed, right-wing beard who likes to play tit-for-tat with virile Republican friends.

FranIAm said...

While I believe that hairdresseryness is from birth, I also believe this.

Dating Katherine Harris can cause unanticipated hairdresseryness.

I'm not sayin' but I'm just sayin'.

z

zoe said...

Hey, enough! MSNBC reported last night he is about to announce his ENGAGEMENT!!! Did you hear that? Case closed. Or closeted. Or whatever.

dguzman said...

Who's the lucky beard--er, I mean bride?

Sue J said...

Oh, please pick Crist as a running mate! That would be just too fun to be true!

Madduane said...

What about Bobby Jindal?

PUNDIT PROFILES said...

Charlie had a Rock-Hudson-like unsuccessful marriage about 30 years ago. Adjective definitely carefully chosen. We here in Florida giggle at the pictures of him hand-in-hand with his beard, I mean, his fiancee. They do everything but skip.

karenzipdrive said...

Eeeuwww.

FranIAm said...

A new exclamatory phrase is born -

Jesus H. Crist!!!

The H stands for hairdresser!

(please note that blasphemous comment comes directly from practicing church goer, although i do tend to consort with a very hairdressery church crowd.)

Muscato said...

LOL Franiam!

"Kinda hip, kinda now -
CHARLIE!"

I can just see him in that very lovely poly-bend white pantsuit and matching heels, living it up with Bobby Short...

TeleFrank said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juK-UrgJG0

Katherine Harris is about 1 layer of rouge away from being a drag queen. What does that say about any guy who desires to date her?

FranIAm said...

Muscato - thanks for filling in the words that my 50 year old brain just could not grasp. That is too funny.

The pantsuit, Bobby Short... Oh my.

karenzipdrive said...

He looks like Harry Shearer's older gay cousin Geoffrey.

Distributorcap said...

this thread is just too frickin funny