Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Caliper


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, talks to the EU Foreign policy chief Javier Solana, prior to a conference on Palestinian security, legal and penal reform at the Foreign Ministry in Berlin Tuesday, June 24, 2008. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)


It's a difficult photo to interpret, but I think what's going on here is that the often excitable Mr. Solana, suspecting that the Bush Administration has once again sent the Condibot rather than the real thing, is doing a spot-check of Condi's facial measurements. The illusion shattered, Solana then turned to his colleagues and said, "I was right! You owe me five Euros!"

13 comments:

Matty Boy said...

He's crushing her head.

Obvs.

Anonymous said...

Clearly their discussing "penal" reform.

FranIAm said...

Oh no.

Not another tireless discussion of George Bush's alleged dick.

Ho fucking hum.

zoe said...

What Franiam said. Or else he's gussing the size of Condi's....

Anonymous said...

Condi must read Sparkle Pony -- she's now dressed in yellow like Ursula...

dguzman said...

Wow, try staring at Condi's about-to-be-crushed eyeball in the photo. Note how it goggles around the longer you stare at it: is she looking at you, or is she looking at Solana? You? Solana? You? Sola--

*thud*

Sue J said...

dguzman -- you made my head hurt!

Madduane said...

I think he's saying, "for CHRIST'S SAKE woman, OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

karenzipdrive said...

I think whoever said he was describing Condi's penis was right.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

He's playing I've got your nose. She was all giggles about it until he told her he was going to hide it with Saddam's missing WMDs.

Anonymous said...

"C is for Condi, and centrifuge (tubes!), and cloud (the mushroom kind!), and..."

Anonymous said...

Solana telling a joke "...and she thinks this is six inches."

Condi thinking: "I don't get it. George tells me that's nine inches."

Anonymous said...

I think he's playing "got your nose!"