Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Condi Now Supervised by Gigantic, Stern Doppelgänger


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice delivers remarks at the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) conference in Washington June 3, 2008. (Yuri Gripas/Reuters)


Ah, it's nice to have Reuters' superstar Condirazzi Yuri Gripas back on the Condibeat!

As you can plainly see, the Bush administration has introduced the all-new XL Condibot. Enough of this pussyfooting around! Enough of the trips to the Middle East with no results! Enough with Condi surfing this blog and feeling inadequate when she sees the benevolent Austrian giantess Ursula Plassnik!

Now there's a enormous Disneytronic Condibot to rule them all! Yay!

Matty, this one's for you.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

For me, that image evokes disquieting memories of the 1984 Republican convention in Dallas, when Nancy waved from the podium to Ronnie, who was waving to her from the HUGE closed-circuit screen. Yikes!

Anonymous said...

For me, that imeages evokes disquieting memories of the novel "l984."

Matty Boy said...

Princess, you are too kind.

I have to say that I've never fantasized about any type of Cond-zilla, animatronic or real, but now that I've seen this picture...

Nope, still doesn't give me that giant babe buzz. The letters AIPAC are pretty much a sure fire erection killer for me.

But being mentioned on the front page by the Princess herself, that makes my day!

HRH King Friday XIII said...

What's interesting about this model is that her arms, legs, and torso are actually made up of smaller Condi bots that tarnsform and connect into a single unit much like Voltron or the thing from Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Basicaly, we have a CondiMech. It still doesn't really do anything tho.

dguzman said...

Oh dear. Neither Condi looks amused. Wondering what the audience was doing to provoke this sour puss from LeCondel.

zoe said...

Yes, dguzman, a real punim. And too much rouge. Perhaps she is thinking about what little Scotty said about her in his book? Naughty naughty Scotty.

FranIAm said...

Ignore the woman behind the curtain! And the one in front of it too!!

Sheesh, this is super scary. I need a glow in the dark Jeebus after seeing this one.

Madduane said...

Condibot recieving an interstellar transmission from Darth Condi on Coruscant

drew in sf said...

Oh lookie MSNBC delivers a similar glamor shot of our President-elect (did I just say that?):

image only | the page it's on

Anonymous said...

Condi's Benito Mussolini look. Maybe the next fashion statement?

Distributorcap said...

is she pushing to be the next naomi campbell?

Matty Boy said...

I'm not sure I get D-cap's Naomi Campbell reference, but a gigantic Naomi DOES ring the bell for Matty Boy! Even if she throws a gigantic cell phone at tiny gawkers.

Perhaps even especially if she throws a cell phone at tiny gawkers!