Monday, May 12, 2008

Jesus Saves Another Soul from Turquoise Lycra®



It's certainly true that the Jesusy Extreme is a lamentable, tiresome presence on the media landscape, but when they're particularly retarded*, they can be a source of great merriment:



You can see the rest of the hilarious letter, obviously referring to the ridiculous Undergear** or International Male catalogues, at this thongtastic not-safe-for-work underwear blog. where, fair warning, the creations shown in the ads are, indeed, potentially evil and immoral in the wrong hands.

*A word I use neither lightly nor unintentionally!

**Read Jezebel's hilarious review of Undergear here (also not recommended for workplaces who frown on pictures of tighty-whities with ass-enhancing padded butts and/or provocative pouches on their company desktops).

10 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Love it!
I had International Male send their catalog to the office address of the biggest homophobic Republican I know.
;)

Dennis said...

The entire letter is written in the CAPS LOCK OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY except for "the devil" on the second page, as if to emphasize the idea that the devil is diminished in the eyes of the writer. It's actually very nice touch, or it would be if the guy wasn't so obviously deluded.

Jess Wundrun said...

Let's see: Jesus saves. But the slightest viewing of underwear can keep you from heaven's reward.

By my score thats:

Jesus 0 Underwear 1

If I were going to give my life over to a god, I would like that god to be a tad more powerful than fruit of the loom.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

I like God and everything, but there's something to be said for the one and only true, holy, almighty bulge.

TeleFrank said...

I love your Tranny Devil in his Y-fronts and spike heels :-)

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Oh, my... I followed your links and would comment on them, but I'm afraid I must go out and fornicate, etc., instead.

IntangibleArts said...

seriously, what telefrank said. It's all I can do to keep from running outta here and getting it as a gigantic, full-back tattoo...

jayzallme said...

Hey! I run UndiesDrawer, and I can tell you that this letter (as we received it) wasn't written to Undergear or International Male. It wasn't a catalog company -- it was to an online-only retailer.

But, at the same time, since posting the letter, I've heard from at least one other underwear site that they received an almost identical letter (all caps and traits of God is threes) several years ago. Seems this guy's been at this for a while.

IntangibleArts said...

A serial Jeezus-er! Why, there aughtta be a law...

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Frank, that's just the Underwood Deviled Ham Devil unaltered, high heels and all, except for the undies, which I added.

Intangible, go ahead! I did! The regular version, though, not with the undies.