Friday, April 11, 2008

BREAKING: Condi Has Heard of YouTube


(Steinmeier 'n' Rice, May 30, 2007, AP)

And this is a startling revelation, indeed! Especially since previously we've been told that Condi doesn't even use email! But anyway, in a story that can best be described as cutesy bullshit, we encounter Killjoy Condi throwing a wet blanket on Ursulapal and Sparklefave Walter Steinmeier's plans to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game in Boston:

"I would tell him not to do that," Rice mused, before turning to her German counterpart and adding: "This is risky Frank."

Steinmeier will venture into Boston's famed Fenway Park to throw out the first pitch of the second game between the two bitter rivals whose fans are known for not being kind to sub-par performers.

"Good luck Frank. I will be looking for the YouTube version of that," Rice said.


Wait, is this Condi trying to be hilarious again? That's so funny! Plus, why would Condi worry about somebody getting booed while throwing out a first pitch? Aw, is she still having nightmares about that?

9 comments:

karenzipdrive said...

I wish there was a tradition of politicians taking the field for football's first snap (or whatever it's called). I'd so love to see Condi getting tackled by a coulple of 300 pounders.
You think she'd take it like a man?

Anonymous said...

What apparently "Dr" Rice knows anything (cares?) about is US professional sports, so she probably looks at them non-stop on Tee-Vee while sitting at the State Department Seventh-floor (or in her huge taxpayer funded jet, going from place to place overseas meaninglessly to avoid being asked about her "foreign policy" at home).

She doubtless keeps up with professional US sports not only to "keep busy" (since she does nothing of substance except for photo ops and gymn "exercizes") but also to "brief" Mr Bush about the state of the world in a way that he (and she) can understand. Let's say, the Nationals baseball team beat ... whomever....

karenzipdrive said...

Slightly off topic, but PSP did you happen to see Richard Clarke's assessment of Condi last night on Bill Mahar's "Real Time"?
He said she was not only the worst Secretary of State in history, but also the worst national security advisor in history.

zoe said...

KZP: Heard it and lauggghhhhed until I peed my pants! I wish I had it to put on You Tube on continuous loop.

Distributorcap said...

has anyone ever noticed that when the Condimachine walks she leans forward -- in every picture

could it be those giant breasts are weighing her down towards the front

sparkle -- you should do a whole "Leaning Tower of Condi" post

Lulu Maude said...

Never mind that... there should be an elevated hairdo alert when la Rice's 'do gets as flat and boring as the current cap.

Can't you find a new style for her and well, suggest it, as only you can do?

TeleFrank said...

"also the worst national security advisor in history"?


Bush's National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley appeared on George Stephanopoulos and couldn't distinguish Nepal from Tibet. FTLOG*! These are our best & brightest??

(*for the love of god!)

Photo libraries said...

It is nice to see it sometimes but I can say I am not the fan of both of them...

Aerial Footage said...

Great image, though these characters are not so great in person...