I usually don't like it when people accuse other people of having "too much time on their hands," but in this case I'll make an exception.
It seems that there's a convenience store which put up a bunch of billboards advertising their "Crispy Frickin' Chicken" sandwiches, and now everybody is up in arms about it.
Well, not everybody; just a few people. Well, OK, really just two people. Who on earth could be this oversensitive? What kind of person has nothing better to do than combat mild expletives? There's a predictable clue in the article:
Carrying a worn-looking Bible in his hand...
Ah yes. Never saw that coming, did you? What is it about that book that causes brain cells to immediately start dying the moment one opens it?
And just look at all the free publicity the chain got out of it!
Now that the Christians have solved poverty, injustice and all sundry forms of misery, I look forward to their war against shucks, darn, and heck.
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Until they win the war on Christmas, they ain't done doodly.
Call out Fred Phelps and his crusaders! This blasphemy against chickens cannot stand!
I think the couple just got paranoid because the husband is a notorious chicken fricker, see?
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord and pass the Frickin' Chicken!
They can go get plucked.
Dear Lord, what will they do when they're facing sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads?
Your prejudice
good thing they were sellin' American food though, if it was frickin' falafel they'd have been raided by the FBI. come to think of it I'm scared of "beef sticks" too...
Evangelicals don't do Humor.
Not that frickin' chicken is such a great ad campaign, but ho hum.
Nothing sells like attempted censorship.
frick me with a stick!
It's frickin' lickin' good!
I'd say if they were to use there time frickin' they would not be so preoccupied with the chicken.
But hey - that's just my opinion.
What would Jesus do? (wink)
It's a convenience store called Sheetz! Sheetz!? and these people are getting upset about "frickin'"?
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