Friday, February 08, 2008

Ha Ha Ha Ha *Gasp* Ha Ha Ha Ha



Yes, please! I guess!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Princess, this could be your path to even greater glory, the way Lou Cannon got to go to DC when Reagan became president

Anonymous said...

Of course you're already in DC. Maybe they could just give you the plane ticket, or an equivalent amount of upgrade coupons.

dguzman said...

Oh. my. god. I just threw up into my trashcan.

In what can only be described as a message from the political gods, my word verif is shaqbcj. That's it! The repub party is saved! The ticket of Shaquille O'Neal and LeCondel will be unstoppable!

Lulu Maude said...

Unstoppable or unpalatable?!?

Wotta dream team.

drew in sf said...

Thinking about it from purely a 'race in a America' perspective, the possibility that both major parties could run Pres/VP tickets each with an African American person on it is actually pretty cool. Not that I think it's likely, or that including Condi on a GOP ticket wouldn't smell of brash cynicism, but if it were to come to pass the impact on history would nonetheless be pretty huge.

Anonymous said...

I guess that she would get the Log Cabin Republican's support.

karenzipdrive said...

Oh gag me.
Not to worry, PSP, if Obama gets elected you can keep an eye on Condi's Democratic counterpart, Michelle Obama.
She's cut from the same cloth and every bit as abrasive as Le Condel.
))ducking((

Lamb Cannon said...

Princess Sparkle Pony! Sit yourself down on that sweet pink behind and take a deeeeep cleansing breath!

You can handle this! It's been one HELL of a week girlfriend (just look at them posts, boyz)! Have a cosmopolitan! Put your feet up! Slip them high heels off!

As surely as I will end this sentence with an exclamation point, you need to save yourself for this bareback ride to POWAH! Right AWHN!

We are all so very HERE FOR YOU!

karenzipdrive said...

Addendum:

I visited her website addy you provided, and of course I tried the "contact us" link so I could ask if Randy Bean planned to be her official First Lady.
But of course, there was no way to actually contact anyone.
Sounds like Dick Cheney helped put that site together.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Only in Pony Land, Princess.

Cynica said...

@ drew: When did "brash cynicism" ever stop anyone in politics?

I'm really thinking it could be a McCain/Condi ticket. I've got my fingers crossed for you Princess!

Anonymous said...

Anything, just anything -- the vice-presidency, the governorship of California, running a "real estate for lesbians" national association -- that can keep this intellectual fraud out of an institution of higher learning (where, she has often said, she wishes to go after her government "service") I, for one, would welcome most heartily.

Anonymous said...

@karenzipdrive: me thinks you have a crush on the nefarious Princess Diplomat???

Rufus P. Screech said...

HAAAAAHAHAHA!! Stop!Stop! Yer killin me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

karenzipdrive said...

Me? If I have a crush on anyone, it's PSP. Alas, we are star-crossed and I'll never feel her sparkly hooves caressing my heaving bosom.

Inaudible Nonsense said...

Even as a gay man I would pay money to see Michelle Obama fight Condi. Michelle would win, of course. If she were running instead of Barack -- I'd vote for her in a second. I LOVE Michelle. Swoon.

Now Condi Shaq 08? I kinda like. I hope they use a modified version of the B52's Love Shack as their campaign song. Or Rock Lobster. I'd could, um, go either way.

drew in sf said...

@ anonymous 4/5 - if she wins gov of California, my plan to move to Hawaii in 10 years might just step up by about 9 years.... Scary scenario: same ol' Condi vs. a reconstituted Jerry Brown. It's squarely in the realm of possibility.

karenzipdrive said...

Michelle, Condi and Omarosa were triplets separated at birth.

Matty Boy said...

Add to the list of Condi lookalikes: Audra McDonald as Jenny Smith is The Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny.

TeleFrank said...

what a crap website. i tried to sign up so i could comment, and no emeil ever arrives with my promised passwrod. no wonder no comments in 2 years :-(

my word is: arcdeius!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Contact Condi's webmaster at dick_cheney_says-fuck_you.com

Dusty said...

Smite whoever suggested she become the Gov of Cali..I live here and for fuck's sake..we don't need her..we got the idiot that can't even say the state name correctly.

He's doing a fine job btw..our state prison system is going to be taken over by the Feds and lots of other wonderful 'happenings'..thanks to Ahnold.