Thursday, January 03, 2008

Pat Robertson's Prediction for 2008: Oodles of Jesus 4 China!



"What I'm praying about is China. I'm asking for 250 million in China. We haven't had that breakthrough yet but I think we're going to get it. God's going to give us China. And China will be the largest Christian nation on the face of the earth. They're going to come to Jesus."


Um, yay!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheap lead filled crucifixes for everyone !

YAY!

Anonymous said...

Back in the 19th century hundreds of thousands of people in Southern China joined a more or less Christian group mainly known for carrying out the Taiping Rebellion. The basic concept was to moreally purify China in various ways, including throwing out all foreigners. The Chinese Community Party considers these folks to be their precursors.

Be careful what you pray for, Pat.

Matty Boy said...

Does Pat realize that 250 million Chinese is kind of a drop in the bucket, just enough to be an annoying minority?

Pat says he can leg press about 1700 pounds, so Pat and numbers don't appear to be really close friends.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I want some of them date rape drug rosary beads!!
YeeHAW!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Baby Jesus wants them to drop Communism first. Any other totalitarian system outside of Christianity makes the baby Jesus sad.

Lulu Maude said...

250 million. Souls. Bucks. It doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...

But Jesus was a communist ...

Distributorcap said...

he is only doing it so he can replace General Tso's Chicken on the menu with Preacher Pat's Pork

drew in sf said...

Please tell us that the graphic is unbelievably not photoshopped (by you). Please!