Oh, boy, talk about wanting to be a fly on the wall! GQ wanted an interview with Hugo Chavez, so naturally they sent important journalist Naomi Campbell to do the job. All together now: WTF?
Trust the cell-phone-hurling supermodel to get right to the heart of the most important matters:
Cuba's Fidel Castro was the world's most stylish leader, he said ("His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished. His beard is elegant"), he was aware of the newly-reformed Spice Girls and admired Britain's Prince Charles.
I, for one, was concerned that the adorably fiery wannabe dictator was not up on his girl group reunion news, but thank goodness Naomi was around to clear that up! Furthermore:
He also refused to rule out following Russian President Vladimir Putin's example and posing for topless photographs. "Why not? Touch my muscles," he reportedly told the supermodel.