Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Now That We're All Totally Over Being Wild for Boyzilians, Let's Get Back to Condi


Albanian Foreign Minister Lulzim Basha, left, meets with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2008, at the the State Department in Washington. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)


It's pretty much back to normal for Condi, and that means returning to the classic photo-ops! Seen above, she's back cozied in her nest of matching armchairs in the State Department's luxury greeting salon with the not unpleasant looking Albanian diplobot. Yesterday she did a "dueling podiums" with Stephen Smith, the Australian Condi:


(AP Photo)

And, you know, I love how she looks kinda fed-up in the above shot. Maybe the press conference was boring (it was)? Poor thing, after being swept up in luxury travel and ski lodges and parties with predatory birds in Dubai and lovely strawberry drinks... well, wouldn't you get bored at a routine presser, too?

There was a funny part, though: flirting! Here are the two discussing their favorite topic:

FOREIGN MINISTER SMITH: Could I say that from a selfish, personal point of view, as a person who comes from Perth and Western Australia, one of the most enjoyable parts of the meeting was inviting the Secretary to come to visit Perth and Western Australia, which I’m happy to announce she gratefully accepted, so I’m very pleased to say that not only will formal conversations continue in the usual way, but at some stage in the course of this year, we’ll see Secretary Rice in Perth and Western Australia. Thank you.

SECRETARY RICE: I very much look forward to that and I see smiles on the faces of my traveling press corps, so look forward to it.


Yay for trips! Yay for traveling press corps! Everybody wins!

16 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Condi's legs are in a normal position for humans, not twisted all akimbo in some pilates/yoga hybrid.

Is this a sign of REAL Condi, or a re-imagineered CondiBot?

Distributorcap said...

albania --- now that is where condi can do some good work

sfmike said...

Your modesty is becoming, Princess, calling Lulzim Basha (what a fabulous name!) "not unpleasant looking." In truth, he makes me Wild About Alboynians, and I can't believe you didn't come up with that one yourself.

Anonymous said...

One provincial to another,,,

Rufus P. Screech said...

That Albanian guy looks like Mr. Bean.

Muscato said...

From the look of it, one could give that Alboynian a Boyzilian that would run all the way from down there right up to his neck...

And what fun that would be for all concerned.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

The evil-doers are in Perth! On the white sandy beaches! Sipping strawbery drinks and pearl diving! Go get 'em , Condi!

dguzman said...

What's with his gushingly gushing little gushy speech? Blech!

But hey, her traveling press corps is happy, so let's blow another couple million bucks on an Aussie junket. BO-RING! I want to know when she's going to visit Ursula again.

zoe said...

Looks like her Manolos have been doing double duty

Anonymous said...

Looks like more than her Manolos have been doing double duty.

Headline: "Anyone Notice How Much Bigger Condi's Butt Has Got In 7 Years?"

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Anonymous said...

Is the mechanical arm with the fuzzy head controlling both the Bashabot and the Condibot? Or perhaps is it necessary to put some kind of energy absorbing device between the two diplobots to prevent some kind of neuro-robo-electric feedback loop?

Clearly more research is needing on diplobot technology... a field where of course the Princess is our trailblazer!

Maurerguy

Anonymous said...

He actually reminds me of Borat, without the mustache and a slightly better suit.

Now, in Washington, he's going after his Pamela, la Con dolcesa ....

karenzipdrive said...

Isn't it about time we taxpayers confiscate Omarosa Rice's passport and stop paying for these ridiculous jaunts all over the world?
Fuck her! Chain her to her desk until she's deleted all her
e-mail, stolen all the office supplies and updated her resume, like all short timers are supposed to do before they get the ax.

usablogger said...

Perhaps, we can send her off with a "no return" stamp.

Anonymous said...

she has amazimng legs and looks for someone 53

Anonymous said...

as abhorrent as rices politics are she has very beautiful legs and a face to match.im 25 and i appreciate her legs and so do all the guys on our football team