As I imagine it, there was Benny Hill chase music playing in the background while the brawl ensued. Things finally ended with a pie fight.
Ha ha! Do you think there's surveillance footage? Oh, boy, would I love to see that!
It's like the fantasy brawl we've always wanted! In their prime, Chuck Norris vs. Charlton Heston? Who could whup, and who would God be betting on?
A turf war inside the Church of the Nativity. Luvs it. The only thing that could top would be a nun catfight.
I guess they are fighting them there so they don't have to fight them.....well, I don't know where.
Well it all started when the Armenians began making fun of Razi for being a nasty old fascist. Then the Catholics began making fun of the Armenians' pointy hats and suggesting that the orthodox were behind the times. Fisticuffs ensued.
Christian love expresses itself in manifisted ways.
Brooms and stones?I feel like Harry Potter should have showed up at some point and stupified the lot of them.
Perhaps the best Christmas-related item since Bad Santa went down in a hail of police gunfire.If there were a God there would be film, and a Daily Show to air it. As is, not so much....
It is a classic case of "my baby Jesus is bigger than your baby Jesus" warfare.Why can't we all just get along? Either that or take it outside!
I can never keep it clear; which group of violent, resentful, hate-filled Christians am I supposed to convert to and join, so I can leave behind my evil non-Christian ways?
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