Monday, December 10, 2007

Rush Limbaugh Probably Not a Pony Pal™

Rush Limbaugh came up with a novel defense of the art of really, really mean Hillary-bashing today: she deserves it because of all the really, really mean things people say about Condi!

So the testicle lockbox is about emasculating -- of course it is! I mean, look at the steely eyed stare. Where are the stories that have been all over the place this past year that Mrs. Clinton isn't likable, that she is threatening to people, very demanding. Here's another thing. If you stop and think about all of the grief that the Drive-By Media en masse have given Condoleezza Rice, my gosh, folks. They have cartooned her and caricatured her as an Aunt Jemima, as nothing more than a Bush lapdog. They have written things and drawn things of Condoleezza Rice that, had they been done by a conservative of a liberal black woman, we would still be hearing about it, and that conservative cartoonist would have been drummed out of the media.

I'm not sure I totally follow that, but I sure am relieved I've never the Aunt Jemima thing. Thanks for the idea!

UPDATE! Edited to include this refreshing analysis from one of the commenters at One News Now:

America is headed down the ole vortex.This has been the most blessed nation ever.America has sinned by allowing homosexauls to marry and defending them will pay for her sins along with the likes of that old reprobate Ted Kennedy.Now condi rice along with our president are trying to divide Jerusalm Gods City with the palestinians.These people(Condi and Bush) are messing with the chosen people of God and will pay the price for their betrayal.It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.America has gotton so smart that she has outsmarted herself.God save us from this crooked perverse crooked generation.

My goodness! Condi, how could you? But, you know, it's just another one of those things which goes to show that when somebody refers to the right wing, you really have to ask now which right wing they mean.


Matty Boy said...

Yes, liberals have gotton so smart, it's hard to remember that they are raelly godless morans.

All hail Satin!

Karen Zipdrive said...

First of all, Aunt Jemima was a kindly old mammy who cooked really sensational flapjacks.
And a few years ago, I called Condi that on this very blog and my comment was "deleted by the owner."
I didn't mind though- I was a new reader back then and I think Miss Pony thought I was being racist and deleted it out of an abundance of caution.
Now, years later, I have carefully reconsidered my referring to Condi as Aunt Jemima because it was a disservice to Ms. Jemima.

ParisHiltonIsMyHero said...

PSP, how come we haven't seen/heard anything about our favorite radiant scarved giantess lately?

Distributorcap said...

you mean Condi cant cook?

Anonymous said...

What does Bill Moyers and that woman in the picture have to do with Rush Limbaugh?


HRH King Friday XIII said...

Did Rush Limbaigh, faking the liberal media specter, just compare Condi to Aunt Jemima???? Somewhere Imus is kicking himself.

dguzman said...

Wow, nice to see the tres literate far-reich wacko comments. Makes me wish I could get a labotomy and join 'em.

And that guy in the pic really does look more like Moyers (or for that matter, Jimmy Swaggart) than Rush. ??

Matty Boy said...

King Friday has noted the ubiquitous "Evil They" construction so popular nowadays.

For instance, if I were to say that some right-wing Christians believe that Mormonism is a Satanic cult, it becomes fair to ask Mitt Romney how he feels about baby eating.

It's fun! Try it yourself today!

drew in sf said...

when somebody refers to the right wing, you really have to ask now which right wing they mean

And here are your choices:
1) The crazy, biblically fatalist, naïvely manipulable, orthographically challenged right wing
2) The mean, military-industrially fascist, cynically manipulating, dictionally challenged right wing
3) Ron Paul

Lulu Maude said...

Yes, Rush looks as if he bought a Jimmy Swaggart look-alike toupee... if it is Rush.

Bill Moyers? I don't think so...

Matty Boy said...

It's Bill Moyers alright.

In an earlier post, I joked (ha ha) that some right-wing Christians believe Mormonism is a Satanic cult.

Mike Huckabee was quoted today as saying "Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?"

It's the great big headline on the Huffington Post. I could make this shit up, but those of us pretending to think like idiots can never keep up with the real idiots "thinking for themselves".

dguzman said...

Holy unbelievably-not-photoshopped, MattyBoy--I can't wait to read the details.

drew in sf said...

Mike Huckabee was quoted today as saying "Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?"

Not to break too heady, but if you dig into the theologies and angelologies of some pretty standard-issue churches, you'll see that there's the concept that Jesus is the human embodiment of God, by way of the archangel Michael. Lucifer was also an archangel, both were created by God, and male, and therefore can be thought of as brothers.

Also, reflecting back to the Guckert thread, in the book of Job it's God, not the devil, who causes all of the bad crap to happen to Job. He does it to prove a point to Satan.

Simple Christers are simple though, and you'll probably never get through to them that their biblical God sometimes expresses himself through moral relativism and isn't always interpretable.

FranIAm said...

is thur a rezon that the peepul who cument like that one about Jersalm Gods City cant spul or punktuyate?