America: Mr Romney, you're in the unusual position of wanting to appeal to bigots who don't see your faith as "really Christian" and manage to somehow appeal to them as a "Christian." How will you allay their fears that you can be trusted to represent their "Christian values" if elected?
Mitt: Yay, God! Wooo! God God God God! Wooo! I love God! Woo! God! Gimme a "G!" Gimmme an "O!" Gimme a "D!" WOoooooOOOOOO GOD!
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America: Mr Romney, you're in the unusual position of wanting to appeal to bigots who don't see your faith as "really Christian" and manage to somehow appeal to them as a "Christian." How will you allay their fears that you can be trusted to represent their "Christian values" if elected?
Mitt: Yay, God! Wooo! God God God God! Wooo! I love God! Woo! God! Gimme a "G!" Gimmme an "O!" Gimme a "D!" WOoooooOOOOOO GOD!
America: I see. Thank you for your time.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Buh bye, Mitt. We have some lovely parting gifts.
My favorite bit was when he said "there can be no freedom without religion."
Darn it!
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