Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Photoblogging: The Larry and Suzanne Variety Hour





Shot from the TV screen! Hey, digital! But anyway, I'd like to say an apparently belated hello to Pony Pal™ Matt Lauer! Yay! I think it was great that Matt was so nice and even said "I'm sorry" about one of his not-very-hard-hitting questions. So nice, that Matt! If it had been anybody else doing the interview --anybody at all!-- it could have been totally uncomfortable.

Best quote: "He jerked me out of the bathroom..." LOL, TMI, OK?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't the Mrs. look like one of those 50's housewives on the pop art magnets and t-shirts that are so popular?

Her eyes are pleading for us (or herself) to believe the story.

Muscato said...

...and Larry has the cold, dead eyes of a man who is slowly realizing that everything about his life is a flat-out lie.

Seriously, anonymous, that's genius - all the Mrs. needs is a thought bubble with something like "But he told me that he loves me!" in it...

dguzman said...

If I gave Mrs. Beard a word bubble, it would say, "our D-I-V-O-R-C-E" in a nice Tammy Wynette whine.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

What a close-up. I think I see a pubic hair stuck in his teeth.

drew in sf said...

Yeah, yeah Mr. & Mrs. Potatoqueen. What I want to know about is "Pony Pal™ Matt Lauer"?? I couldn't find another reference to His Assuringness in recent past posts. What's the story?

Anonymous said...

She's so pretty.

No, I'm not talking about that old toilet hound. He's not a nice person, is he?

-- desertwind

karenzipdrive said...

Take the money and run, Mrs. Craig!

Anonymous said...

the scariest thing about that hour was his heinous lower teeth. the scientists did such a lovely job with the upper ones, why didn't he let them replace all of them?

and ain't Karsnia a dreamboat!!

karenzipdrive said...

Larry Craig reminds me of the old transvestite who used to live with his Bea Arthur-esque wife across the street from me when I was 5.
Only difference is, my old neighbor was kinda sweet, unlike this lemon sucking tea room queen.