Wednesday, October 17, 2007

O Little Pant-Suited Star of Bethlehem!


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, center, is seen during her visit to the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem, Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007. Rice, a devout Christian, visited Jesus' traditional birthplace Wednesday in a symbolic bid to urge Israel and the Palestinians to move quickly to resume formal peace negotiations. Rice has been meeting with Israeli, Palestinian and Egyptian leaders this week as part of preparations for a U.S.-hosted peace conference in November or December. (AP Photo/Oleg Popov, pool)


Well, finally, we see our head tourist doing some sightseeing! I love the off-hand reference to Condi's "devout" Christianness, you know, in a kind of "well of course she is" kinda way. Is that really true? Has Condi really accepted Jesus as her personal shopper? Ew!

15 comments:

Dreux said...

Absolutly! Unleash our new power tactic!
The Global War on Terror can be fought with tourism! The new smart bomb is the lilac pantsuit,
be the first to buy your own flamable constitution in the gift shop, 2 for one effigies! Sale ends Saturday, not all applicants will be approved!

drew in sf said...

I never had such a strong sense of Condoleezza's stature till seeing her surrounded by so many garden gnomes!

"Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
Nice pistachio pantsuit on you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dondi
If we are wise, we'll listen to Condi!"

Know what I mean!

dguzman said...

Listening to NPR yesterday -- I heard her actually say that she was a "devout christian" and just couldn't wait to go to Bethlehem, and how overwhelmed she'd been when she saw the Sea of Galilee, etc. Right. I'm sure she watched the Heston "Ten Commandments," picked up a few place names, put on her pistachio pantsuit, and then ran to the town from that great little christmas song. How touching.

jolie said...

yeah - I heard the condibot on NPR, too. fairly turned ma tummeh, that did.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw this post I could have sworn it read, "Has Condi really accepted Jesus as her personal stripper?"

Is that blasphemy? Or just mean?

P.S. This is my first ever comment here so I don't have a cool screen name yet. I'll try to think of something for next time.

Matty Boy said...

I believe that Condi meant to say she is a Dior Christian.

Devout? Hmmm, not so much.

Padre Mickey said...

Ah aym a Devout Christian™, an' lemme tell ya,
Condi is nevah at the meetin's!

FranIAm said...

This made me very upset and I vented my spleen at my own blog.

And that suit- very JC Penney if you ask me!

Distributorcap said...

And that suit- very JC Penney if you ask me!

that's Jean Claude Pen-ney

condi is devoted to her god on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave....

Muscato said...

Honey, if it were Penney's, at least it would be a nice sensible synthetic and wouldn't have wrinkled like a cheap bedsheet the way that rag has. Is it possible that La Dotoressa's hotel didn't have an iron? Sheesh...

And why do all the mushroom-hat men have expressions that seem to indicate thoughts along the lines of "Yes, Father, she will be delicious!"?

sfmike said...

Who's the lesbian in the inappropriate outfit next to her? And why does this look like a musical remake of "The Omen"?

Matty Boy said...

A musical remake of "The Omen"!

And THAT'S why I know not to sip a beverage while reading the comments here at Princess Sparkle Pony!

Nice work, mike.

wassonii said...

She does look a little puffy again.

Anonymous said...

The priests did what they could by socking her with holy water but she just kept on comming.

karenzipdrive said...

That chunky lesbian on the left must be Condi's "road meat." I bet her housewife back in California is livid, sort of like when Hillary saw Clinton hugging Monica in the reception line.