Sen. Larry Craig, (R-Idaho), front, gestures with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, during a news conference about theenergy bill, on Capitol Hill, Thursday, June 14, 2007. (AP/Doug Mills, The New York Times)
Why so revolted and scared-looking, Mitch? Why do you seem so uncomfortable in Larry Craig's presence, Mr. Senator? Ha, ha, ha! Wheeee!
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he he he j-j-j-j-ust said he might not resign
Every picture I have seen of McConnell and Trent Lott recently have had that very tight lipped look to them, kind of making clear that NO PENIS HAS EVER PASSED BETWEEN THESE LIPS!!!!
Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it, as I am wont to do.
Mitch McConnell's face would make a good hand turkey.
Maybe Larry Boy was tapping Mitch's shoe with his.
I think that is another of Craig's hand signals that he's doing. McConnell is nervous because he knows what it means.
Come on, people! Everybody knows that the Senator has a wide stance, has restless leg syndrome, and picks up the toilet paper he drops on bathroom floors. He is so not a hairdresser.
That picture is so busy saying about a million words that I hardly know where to begin! I will say that Mitch DEFINITELY looks like someone just pinched his ass unexpectedly, and as for Craig--well, he's just busy doing his best "evil-Cheney-face" hoping it'll project his intensely smokin' masculinity.
Mitch is horrified that whatever Ms Cho gives him, it ain't as good as what Larry has gotten in mens rooms around the land!
McConnell looks like one of those doofuses with a flower in his lapel on a Sunday morning, all humble (but not as humble as Larry's resignation speech) and serving-the-Lord like as he shows you to your pew.
Pew.
And Larry's arrest? He shouldn't have panicked. The entire incident screams reasonable doubt.
NO PENIS HAS EVER PASSED BETWEEN THESE LIPS!!!!
Matt,
More like: no penis has ever entered, pounded, or caused bleeding in their a$$holes.
Damn. Larry Craig does have one wide stance.
Craig (R-De Nile): "I was tapping my toes to 'The Trolley Song'--love that tune!--and then I picked up an errant piece of t.p. with my hand like this, and out of nowhere, someone screamed 'FREEZE, BUTT BOY!' I hadn't heard anything like that since I was last in the Vice President's office, so I panicked!"
McConnell (R-BadGas): "Yeah, it was like that for me too!"
Thank god there are no closet homosexuals in the Democratic Party and that their constituents have no problem electing and out gay man, lesbian, or trans person.
Mitch is a little flushed in the face.
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