Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Ha Ha Ha! Let's Laugh Some More at This Picture of Mitch McConnell Looking Nervously at Larry Craig Just Three Days After Craig's Sexy Toilet Arrest


Sen. Larry Craig, (R-Idaho), front, gestures with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, during a news conference about theenergy bill, on Capitol Hill, Thursday, June 14, 2007. (AP/Doug Mills, The New York Times)


Why so revolted and scared-looking, Mitch? Why do you seem so uncomfortable in Larry Craig's presence, Mr. Senator? Ha, ha, ha! Wheeee!

14 comments:

Distributorcap said...

he he he j-j-j-j-ust said he might not resign

Matty Boy said...

Every picture I have seen of McConnell and Trent Lott recently have had that very tight lipped look to them, kind of making clear that NO PENIS HAS EVER PASSED BETWEEN THESE LIPS!!!!

Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it, as I am wont to do.

Anonymous said...

Mitch McConnell's face would make a good hand turkey.

karenzipdrive said...

Maybe Larry Boy was tapping Mitch's shoe with his.

pissed off patricia said...

I think that is another of Craig's hand signals that he's doing. McConnell is nervous because he knows what it means.

pineapple said...

Come on, people! Everybody knows that the Senator has a wide stance, has restless leg syndrome, and picks up the toilet paper he drops on bathroom floors. He is so not a hairdresser.

dguzman said...

That picture is so busy saying about a million words that I hardly know where to begin! I will say that Mitch DEFINITELY looks like someone just pinched his ass unexpectedly, and as for Craig--well, he's just busy doing his best "evil-Cheney-face" hoping it'll project his intensely smokin' masculinity.

FranIAm said...

Mitch is horrified that whatever Ms Cho gives him, it ain't as good as what Larry has gotten in mens rooms around the land!

Lulu Maude said...

McConnell looks like one of those doofuses with a flower in his lapel on a Sunday morning, all humble (but not as humble as Larry's resignation speech) and serving-the-Lord like as he shows you to your pew.

Pew.

And Larry's arrest? He shouldn't have panicked. The entire incident screams reasonable doubt.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

NO PENIS HAS EVER PASSED BETWEEN THESE LIPS!!!!

Matt,

More like: no penis has ever entered, pounded, or caused bleeding in their a$$holes.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Larry Craig does have one wide stance.

dguzman said...

Craig (R-De Nile): "I was tapping my toes to 'The Trolley Song'--love that tune!--and then I picked up an errant piece of t.p. with my hand like this, and out of nowhere, someone screamed 'FREEZE, BUTT BOY!' I hadn't heard anything like that since I was last in the Vice President's office, so I panicked!"

McConnell (R-BadGas): "Yeah, it was like that for me too!"

Anonymous said...

Thank god there are no closet homosexuals in the Democratic Party and that their constituents have no problem electing and out gay man, lesbian, or trans person.

wassonii said...

Mitch is a little flushed in the face.