Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Larry Craig: Very Silly Tearoom Queen Indeed! Let's Laugh Some More

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., left, and Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, participate in a news conference on agriculture and immigration reform, Tuesday, May 15, 2007, on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

Oh, I love signs at press conferences; they just make it so easy:

Also, ahem! Sen. Craig had a brave press conference (this link goes to CNN, who delightfully refer to their subject as the bathroom scandal senator on their current front page) all his own, today! And he'd like us all to know that, hello? He totally isn't a hairdresser! For real! As if, right?

You see, it turns out that Larry Craig, a man dogged by rumors of lewd sex in public places, totally pled guilty by mistake after being arrested for soliciting lewd sex in a public place which had become notorious for illegal acts of lewd public sex. It's all a crazy, unfortunate coincidence!

Anyway, it turns out that it's all the media's fault.


sfmike said...

I hate to quibble with perfection but the evil witch on the left is "Dianne" rather than "Diane."

Anonymous said...

Great job on keeping the Sparkle community up to date on the Craig bathroom saga. I thought you might find this amusing: http://tinyurl.com/397z36

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ohhh, Mike, how embarrassing! Well, um... it's Larry Craig's fault, OK?

Distributorcap said...

it isnt the media's fault
it is clinton's penis fault
mitt said so today

Kelster93 said...

Anonymous, thanks for the clip from KOVR (http://tinyurl.com/397z36 )... also loved the fact that the station's slogan is "always on."

As an aside, did anyone notice that reporter Jeff was wearing what were possibly the world's ugliest sandals? Clearly not up to the standards set by Dr. Ferrgamo and (of course) our own PSP.

karenzipdrive said...

Those sandals would kill the sexual appetite of any tea room loiterer.
Maybe the Senator should be forced to wear them as an antidote to his sexual predilictions.