Thursday, July 26, 2007

Can I Have a Hug?


AP Photo, 06/13/07

This picture of dreamy, cuddlesome Robert Zoellick makes me feel so warm inside, I just want to leave it at the top of this page, like, FOREVER and EVER, OK?

Also: there is life on other planets! And they walk among us!

16 comments:

wassonii said...

I culled this fun info from wiki:
Zoellick also serves or has served as a board member for a number of private and public organizations: Alliance Capital, Said Holdings, and the Precursor Group; and as a member of the advisory boards of Enron [21] and Viventures, a venture fund; and a director of the Aspen Institute's Strategy Group.
What a happy-go-lucky kinda guy.
His eyes are burning me, princess, yet i can't look away.

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

Floyd the Barber meets Kaa.

FranIAm said...

This has the feel of "found on the sex offender website" to it.

Yeeech.

fraea said...

PSP, I think such prolonged exposure could have unforseeable and catastrophic effects in those who cast too lengthy a gaze upon his most wretched visage. He has already hypnotized and burned the eyeballs of the above commenter....what next?!

Anonymous said...

Check out his studly come-hither picture at wikipedia. Such knowing eyes.

Matty Boy said...

Good moustache care is NO substitute for regular nose hair trimming.

Let this be a warning to us all.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Wasn't he on To Catch a Predator?

Anonymous said...

Kondi's twin brother (the cranium shape tells it all), separated at birth on Planet X. Does he too have a huge gap between his front teeth, or are the aliens no longer using this code to identify one another during their destructive sejour among humans here on earth?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

I bet his mustache houses a Washington think tank.

jolie said...

bolton's got the better 'stache. (grin)

samael7 said...

I didn't realize Napolean Dynamite's brother was so influential.

Good moustache care is NO substitute for regular nose hair trimming.

Let this be a warning to us all.


Truer words were never spoken. Somebody tell him to tweeze that wayward hair peeking out of his left nostril. It taunts my very being.

Betsy Ross said...

It's John Boy Walton!

Kelster93 said...

must... not... stare...

Those hypnotic eyes, that unevenly trimmed 'stache -- no wonder he was so masterful a USTR!

For a less flatering pic, see the Thanh Nien daily article on the ZoellMan's upcoming visit:

http://www.thanhniennews.com/worlds/?catid=9&newsid=30393

Anonymous said...

The below alien also needed a little help from unknowing earthlings when his intergalactic switch threatened to go kaput:

July 29, 2007
New Heart Device Installed in Cheney
By THE NEW YORK TIMES

WASHINGTON, July 28 — Vice President Dick Cheney, who has a long history of heart disease, had minor surgery Saturday to replace the implanted cardiac device that can monitor and correct his heart rhythm, the White House said. ...

The device, which was implanted in 2001 [NOTE DATE], is called an implantable cardioverter-defibrillator. It can act as both a pacemaker [NO, THE "E" IS NOT MISSING] and, if necessary, a defibrillator to shock the heart back into normal rhythm. Doctors did not replace the wires that run from the device into the heart.

Lulu Maude said...

There must be some mistake. Cheney doesn't have a heart.

karenzipdrive said...

Opie and Jon Waters's love child?

Wally Cox and 70's folksinger Oliver's love child?*

*He sang 'Good Morning, Starshine'