Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fred Thompson: Even His 3-Year-Old Daughter Just Ain't Buying It

Former U.S. Senator and potential presidential candidate Fred Thompson (R-TN) smiles at luncheon with his wife Jeri Thompson (C) and daughter Hayden, 3, (R) at the Clarion Town House Hotel in Columbia, South Carolina June 27, 2007. REUTERS/Chris Keane (UNITED STATES)

You know, I've just been looking through loads 'n' loads and, ooh, just oodles of groovy pics of Fred Thompson and Robert Zoellick today, and I've realized that a new catch-all topic label is needed. I think Possible Antichrists has a nice ring.


No Marsupial Equivalent said...

I'm trying to think of single people you could use both those tags for...

Todd Bridges?
Baby Fenster?

Anonymous said...

oh, most adorable children are possible Antichrists.

Matty Boy said...

I love the way the vein in his forehead throbs when he smiles big.

I've heard of baby daddies, but he's more like a baby grandpa daddy.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Fred Thompson looks like the walking dead.

samael7 said...

Yay! New tag! I hope you retro it for the archives. Be sure to include that decidedly infernal Jesus-singing doll.

Something about Fred Thompson's looks have always bothered me. He's always vaguely reminded me of Kelsey Grammer, but in a funny way. Like, in a "My daughter's hamster died while she was at school and I've secretly replaced it with one that looks just like it before she gets home" kind of way, which, of course, never works, because kids just know.

But here he looks decidedly reptillian, like one of those hamster-eating invaders from the 1980's TV show V. That poor child needs to run away quickly before he's finished sizeing her up for a snack.

I would be totally unsurprised if ever I saw his forked tongue dart out of his mouth and lick his eyeballs in dry weather.

Anonymous said...

"I would be totally unsurprised if ever I saw his forked tongue dart out of his mouth and lick his eyeballs in dry weather."

-- So THAT's how he gets all the chicks.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I hope you retro it for the archives

Ugh... that takes a LOT of work, unfortunately.

samael7 said...

So THAT's how he gets all the chicks.

If, by "getting all the chicks" you mean "gets sprayed in the face with Raid, then, yeah, I can totally see that! His current lady? She's toally from V too.

Special glittering note to the Princess: 9 out of 10 PonyPals(TM) agree -- New content trumps old dewey-decimalling any day.

Ms. Place said...

The fact that it is acceptable in our society for an old man to have a 3-year old daughter makes me want to upchuck my cookies. How come these geezers can procreate without much comment, but people get all hot and bothered when a 50+ year old woman is artificially inseminated and gives birth to a child? What, pray tell, is the difference?

Good old Fred looks like Hayden's great great grandfather several centuries removed. Ick.

karenzipdrive said...

Hayden (what a pretentious name) looks a little distraught because Fred dripped a little Polygrip on her arm when he was nibbling on it earlier.