Friday, May 04, 2007

With a Single Descriptive Gesture, Condi Reveals Why Her Affair with GW Had to End


US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice gestures during a press conference following the Expanded Ministerial Conference for the Neighbors of Iraq at the second day sessions at the Red Sea resort of Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt Friday, May 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Emilio Morenatti)

And in other Condinews, would you believe that Dr. Ferragamo suggested that Nancy Pelosi went to Syria merely for the photo-ops? Is that not hysterically funny? Let me repeat that: Condoleezza Rice accusing somebody of doing something just for the photo-ops.

You know, that sounds like something I've written about somebody, but I just can't quite put my finger on it.

16 comments:

Fran said...

She has the look of a size queen, doesn't she? So vicious. In my mind I'd like to think she is telling this to Tzipi as they sip some glasses of boxed wine and prepare for a long diplo-night ahead.

And that vicious size queen has an appetite for photo ops that make Nancy Pelosi look like a tiny introverted shy girl.

Feh-Condi what are you thinking sister???

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ha ha ha! "Diplo-night"!

Excellent, excellent post.

Zoey & Me said...

Look at that photo. Is she saying his dick is "only this big?"

Jess Wundrun said...

"Emilio Morenatti, I pinch your head"

Or the George's dick thing.

Speaking of George's dick, did you know he wears a cock ring with a chain attached to his navel piercing?

Wierd I know. And he calls it his 'dick cheney'

(have I told that joke here before?)

vuboq said...

You might enjoy this link from a friend's blog:

Condi

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I found you yesterday and I know one thing already, I wuz you Princess. Come to my lair and I will groom you. I promise to give you the best bananas and to never fling feces at you because you make me laugh so much.

sunchaser said...

I realized how much I didn't like her when Gawker broke the story about her shoe shopping at Ferragamo on 5th Ave after hurricaine Katrina had hit:

"A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice's timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, "How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!" Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman."

Gotta love those New Yorkers though! :)

And sometimes those gossip blogs really do have worthwhile content!

Hill said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is trying to show the circumference of her brain...

Blue Gal said...

Whatever she's doing, she really needs to stop making that gesture.

And welcome to the PonyPals, Dr. Monkey! (the good doctor will fit right in, your highness).

pineapple said...

Ouch! She's crushing my head! That's just mean.

Anonymous said...

Princess of Delphi: You know, this scenario just hit me: Condi, during her private "briefings" with the commander-in-chief guy, gives Dubya a non-impeachable B-job (look at that vacuum-cleaner-like enveloping mouth, probably a kinky turn-on to a WASP frat boy with a Mother-problem who somehow ended up in the WH); and in this pix she is just trying to express, through her gesture, that no. 43 needs a little bit of Viagra so she can accomplish her mission and then send her dress (were it only her "foreign policy") to the cleaners.

Anonymous said...

...and that's fully erect!

-zipdrive

samael7 said...

Oh, dick size gesture. Whew! This was more tolerable than my immediate suspicion that she was probing her tiny, spherical, invisible friend and playing "finger puppet" with him.

Why is Presidential pee-pee size easier to contemplate? Because I suspect the Bushes don't have one. Genderless as Ken dolls, I think they bud like yeast.

Grandjester said...

Hey, she could be reffering to width.

If you can't reach bottom, beat the hell outta the sides.

Ricky Shambles said...

Didn't Dick Cheney do the same thing?

Beautiful.