Speaking as a monkey, we detest rodents and for the record, we detest Gonzo and Bush and Cheney, but we love Condi and her hair. That little flip just kills us.
Do we call Ursula Plassnik a monstrously big foreign ministrix? No, we call her giantess or diplomazon or some other respectful name noting her awe inspiring size.
Why can't rodents have the right to be freakishly large? It's only fair.
Fran, of course I feel your pain. Not that I am similar to you in size or gender or scarf envy, but I too miss true Ursula sightings. It's been five long weeks without her.
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-KZipdrive
Speaking as a monkey, we detest rodents and for the record, we detest Gonzo and Bush and Cheney, but we love Condi and her hair. That little flip just kills us.
Clearly more anti-rodent propaganda.
Do we call Ursula Plassnik a monstrously big foreign ministrix? No, we call her giantess or diplomazon or some other respectful name noting her awe inspiring size.
Why can't rodents have the right to be freakishly large? It's only fair.
Oh Matty boy, you have stirred something in me...
I miss- really truly miss - seeing Ursula on these pages. Where has she been hiding her giantess self?
At 5 feet tall I will never have the hands, the feet or the ability to carry off scarves as well, but how I try to emulate her!
Fran, of course I feel your pain. Not that I am similar to you in size or gender or scarf envy, but I too miss true Ursula sightings. It's been five long weeks without her.
And where's Tzipi?
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