Uh, oh: Obama's in trouble, because everybody's favorite lunatic Jesusy fired judge, Roy Moore, has looked upon him and found him lacking. Barack was asked about the commandments kerfuffle in Iowa, and sensibly responded that, "the monument would tend to give non-believers the "feeling that [they] wouldn't be treated as fairly as a Christian." He went on to state that, "We want everybody to feel they are treated equally."" The nerve! Moore, distracted momentarily from handling snakes and speaking in tongues, responded with one of the most wonderful eruptions of Christian doublespeak I've seen in quite some time:
"He doesn't understand, obviously, that religious freedom comes from God," the judge contends, "and we must acknowledge God as a state and as a people. This type of feel-good philosophy that he's espousing leads to things like taking 'under God' out of the Pledge, and 'in God we trust' off our money, and Christianity out of our lives, and it should be stopped."
Umm... got it! The cretinous unemployed judge then went on to challenge Obama to a debate. Yes, please!