Several other bloggers (Jesus' General, for instance) have written about the delightfully manly Jesus action figures offered by wearefishermen.com, but I haven't seen anybody else comment on the "War is Peace" theme of the figure above, a toy which enthusiastically earns the "unbelievably not photoshopped" label. I love how fashion-forward Jesus nonchalantly throws his robe over his combat fatigues almost as an afterthought. Maybe it's a Kevlar robe? Also, the IED in the form of a dove? Genius! I can't wait for the "Freedom is Slavery" and "Ignorance is Strength" figures. God in three persons, indeed! Yay!
I also think that all our troops should be immediately equipped with shiny golden crowns o' thorns and robes. I mean... how conceptually accurate would that be?