Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, shakes hands with the Guinea-Bissau Foreign Minister Antonio Isaac Monteiro, center, and Brazil's Foreign Minister Celso Amorim, left, at the State Department in Washington, Friday, March 30, 2007, after they signed a non-binding memorandum of understanding to highlight coordinated assistance to the National Popular Assembly of Guinea-Bissau. (AP Photo/Caleb Jones)
Cutest photo-op of the week! Folks from three continents (I think?) accomplishing absolutely nothing all together! I'm assuming the guy in the middle is totally thinking, "If I just keep smiling and grabbing the hands of these two strange individuals, there's lots of money in it for me and my tiny, fictional island nation." Hooray!
Things aren't all that nice for Condi today, though, because that creepy Waxman guy is fully sick of her ignoring him, and so now he's insisting on that hot date she keeps avoiding. Oh, Dr. Ferragamo, send the Condibot to Congress to take care of this little annoyance. You're too good for Waxman, duh!
And, finally, you know how Condi won't talk to Syria because they said mean things about her? Well, Condi knows best, right? We should never talk to Syria ever because they're like, one of the major countries in the most unstable region on the face of the planet, so why would we want to talk to them, OK? It just doesn't make sense! So now that Pelosi bitch is totally all, like, OK, I'm going to go and talk to them since you won't. The nerve!