Friday, March 30, 2007

You May Call It a Meaningless Piece of Paper, But to Condi It's a Non-Binding Memorandum of Understanding

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, shakes hands with the Guinea-Bissau Foreign Minister Antonio Isaac Monteiro, center, and Brazil's Foreign Minister Celso Amorim, left, at the State Department in Washington, Friday, March 30, 2007, after they signed a non-binding memorandum of understanding to highlight coordinated assistance to the National Popular Assembly of Guinea-Bissau. (AP Photo/Caleb Jones)

Cutest photo-op of the week! Folks from three continents (I think?) accomplishing absolutely nothing all together! I'm assuming the guy in the middle is totally thinking, "If I just keep smiling and grabbing the hands of these two strange individuals, there's lots of money in it for me and my tiny, fictional island nation." Hooray!

Things aren't all that nice for Condi today, though, because that creepy Waxman guy is fully sick of her ignoring him, and so now he's insisting on that hot date she keeps avoiding. Oh, Dr. Ferragamo, send the Condibot to Congress to take care of this little annoyance. You're too good for Waxman, duh!

And, finally, you know how Condi won't talk to Syria because they said mean things about her? Well, Condi knows best, right? We should never talk to Syria ever because they're like, one of the major countries in the most unstable region on the face of the planet, so why would we want to talk to them, OK? It just doesn't make sense! So now that Pelosi bitch is totally all, like, OK, I'm going to go and talk to them since you won't. The nerve!


pissed off patricia said...

Looks like the baseball team forgot to bring along the bat.

Yes, Condi will be talking girl talk with Congress. As I understand it they will be talking about yellow cake amongst other domestic issues and ideas. I didn't even know she knew how to bake. She's just so talented in so many fields. First the piano, then baking but most of all she excels in bull shitting.

Lulu Maude said...

It's nice to see Condi getting in touch with her inner jock. Huddle, then "fight!"

Alicia Morgan said...

Golly, what can't Our Gal Condi not do? And she looks so good not doing it, too!

menrva said...

Where did you get that photo for your profile? It scares the shit out of me.

Karen Zipdrive said...

What has she got on below the waist? Looks like she's wearing Gumby's pants.
And isn't that dude on the left the wrestling empresario who Donald Trump slapped the other day?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Menrva, I cooked that up in my own little oven.

Matty Boy said...

She prevented the war between Brazil and Guinea-Bissau! Yay!!!

I could just see people marching in the streets with signs that read NO BLOOD FOR... WHATEVER IT IS THAT GUINEA-BISSAU PRODUCES!

Another feather in the cap of Dr. Ferragamo.

Blue Gal said...

Doesn't Matty Boy know that the comments are not supposed to be as funny as the actual posts? If he pulled that kinda crap at Blue Gal, I'd probably hafta ban him. And I don't even know how to do that.