First lady Laura Bush, right, receives the Women's Day Red Dress Award from Jane Chesnutt, editor-in-chief of Women Day magazine, in New York, Thursday, Feb. 1, 2007. The event kicks off American Heart Month by honoring women who have made strides in the fight against heart disease, the number one killer of women today. (AP Photo/Shiho Fukada)It's been quite a week in Republican couture-related fake news, hasn't it? I wish every week could be as bursting at the seams as this one, obvs. So anyway, why did "Crazy Eyes" get the coveted Red Dress Award? Did she, like, smoke only half a carton of Pall Malls that day? Way to go, Crazy Eyes!
One problem: what's up with the wire hangers? Don't make me go all Faye Dunaway on your asses.