Friday, February 02, 2007

Still More Crucially Important Laura Bush Dress News

First lady Laura Bush, right, receives the Women's Day Red Dress Award from Jane Chesnutt, editor-in-chief of Women Day magazine, in New York, Thursday, Feb. 1, 2007. The event kicks off American Heart Month by honoring women who have made strides in the fight against heart disease, the number one killer of women today. (AP Photo/Shiho Fukada)
It's been quite a week in Republican couture-related fake news, hasn't it? I wish every week could be as bursting at the seams as this one, obvs. So anyway, why did "Crazy Eyes" get the coveted Red Dress Award? Did she, like, smoke only half a carton of Pall Malls that day? Way to go, Crazy Eyes!

One problem: what's up with the wire hangers? Don't make me go all Faye Dunaway on your asses.

14 comments:

ivan said...

"...bursting at the seams..." Seams? Seams!?! You're killing me here, PSP!

Jess Wundrun said...

You are right, PSP. Laura's from texas. It's all plastic hangers there.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Wire hangers are for abortions, dummy.

It's the latest in Right-to-Life fashion.

Muscato said...

Is it just me, or is Her Excellency the Crazily-Eyed First Lady having a fairly serious beads vs. neckline smackdown with that outfit? For the moment, the beads (and are they really as tacky plastic as they look from this distance?) appear to be winning, but the neckline could reassert itself at any moment.

Matty Boy said...

On Wonkette, there's a picture of the First Lady in an article called "East Wing Shakeup"; I don't know when it was taken, but I assume it's the reason for the nickname Crazy Eyes.

Why is she holding the award that way. Is there a popsicle stick coming out of the bottom of that red dress?

The question is relevant for any of the three dimensional red dresses in the picture.

Anonymous said...

Please don't wear red tonight..cuzz red is the color that my baby wore, and what's more tra la la...

Nike the Insult Dog said...

Sweet! Chesnutt's shirt collar ate Crazy Eyes' and is now engorged and bloated.

samael7 said...

I'm looking at the tiny, tiny red dress, and all I can think of is "homunculus."

"Homunculus, homunculus . . . "

It's starting to creep me out.

Carmen Sutra said...

"When I taught you to call me Crazy-Eyes, I wanted you to mean it!"

"Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dress."

"Jennaaa! Bring the me the axe - and the valium!"

This is fun - I could do it all day! Because I am NOT one of her FANS!!

Anonymous said...

Blood-sucking vampires, both of them, with blood all over their attire...

Blue Bayou Girl said...

Of course they use wire coat hangers, because they are not pro-choice!

Anonymous said...

FYI, It's Joan Crawford, not Faye Dunaway.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Wow, you mean Joan Crawford played herself in Mommy Dearest? Thanks for the correction!

Karen Zipdrive said...

How kind of them to give Laura that little commemorative bong! And how ladylike of her to be hiding the smoking tubes in her delicate hands.