US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speaks to Reuters during an exclusive interview at the State Department in Washington, December 15, 2006. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters)Oh my, it's been a very chatty day for La Belle Secretary today. First she had fun with the Washington Post reporters (see earlier today), chatting merrily away like a phalanx of schoolgirls at a particularly boring slumber party. And then it was Reuters' turn! Alas, our favorite snapper, Yuri Gripas, did not attend, but backup Condirazzi Joshua Roberts couldn't go wrong with the State Department done up like a yuletide bordello. And Our Lady in red, well, who else would think to use her wardrobe to tie the whole scene together like a fabulous, Condilicious knot, an aglitter anchor in...
OK, sorry, I'm getting carried away again.
Condi also demonstrated her promise to continue to hold and squeeze invisible spherical objects in the new year:
As if there were ever any doubt!
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Ugh, the white armchairs persist, although they go really well with the tree. By themselves, not so much.
At least she's wearing blood red this time rather than black.
Or she's a messy eater.
Samael,
How right you are: 'tis blood -- blood of innocent Iraqis and American soldiers -- on her dress.
She -- like all the Bush thugs she continues "intellecutally" to service -- should be on trial at the War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague, not sitting comfortably next to a Christmas tree paid for by the taxpayer.
It's obvious in the third picture that Condi's wearing her ovaries on the outside.
When did she get ovaries? I suppose she might have gotten a transplant from some dead Iraqi woman or better yet, a dead American soldier. But I thought all her 'feminine' qualities came from her icky estrogen snorting habit?
If we may, for a moment, discuss that Christmas tree. Now, I know opulent state dinners went the way of class in Washington, but what happened to interior decoration? My local Home Depot does a better job on their trees than the slapped together thing in the photo #1. They must have let the twins decorate that one after an XTC binge. (See, almost no ornaments on lower branches - all bunched together on top) And who does the big bow on the tree anymore? Tres 80's babe.
I hope my tax dollars did not pay for that.
She looks like she's perfoming a simple conjuring trick in the first photo.
Please explain the significance of Condi palming her invisible spherical friend with ONE HAND! Is that not a first?
In the middle photo her forehead looks like she is part Klingon, can this be??? Could she really be Konduhleeza? This might explain some of the bizarre behavior of the administration.
I think the bitch is looking quite haggard lately..
No tie in w/THAT Ted Haggard mind you..
Bella DePaulo has an essay on The Huffington Post about how the Stepford First Lady dissed Condi as being unable to handle the Office of President of the United States. After all, Laura says, Condi is a poor, neglected spinster, not a happily married, and therefore fulfilled, woman like Laura herself.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bella-depaulo/laura-bush-gives-condi-ri_b_36563.html
Thank you, PSP, for a gift that will keep giving! Since I hate all things tinsel, I used to scoff at the decorators that it looked like Rudolph threw up on everything. Now I can throw fabulous shade by declaring that the place looks like a "yuletide bordello". I'm keeping that phrase in my repertoire for life!
And in the first photo, do you think she's actually dribbling her invisible friend? Or perhaps getting ready to snatch someone's wig off? Either way, I'm sure everyone present was pretty freaked out.
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