Thursday, December 07, 2006

Brownback: Racial Segregation for Peace in Iraq

If you think Sam Brownback is crazy, well just wait and see, because he's just getting started! His latest dewdrop of wisdom is that Iraq would be so much better if all those pesky different races, forever bitch-slapping each other, were simply walled off from one another:
"We are not willing to impose a military solution in Iraq. The Iraqis, I don't believe, are going to be capable of imposing a military solution. Therefore, you must get to some form of political equilibrium in Iraq. And by that I think you may end up having to have a Kurdish, a Sunni, a Shite area, and Baghdad being a federal capital. Hopefully you can maintain it in one country," he said.
Oh, sure, what could possible go wrong? Brownback probably also thinks Sunis and Shia should use separate bathrooms and, naturally, drinking fountains, and... hey, I know! Let's send Strom Thurmond's corpse over to serve as figurehead!


HRH King Friday XIII said...

Someone call the New York Post. Does that also make him a "surrender monkey"?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

OMG, did you see that? I wish I could get paid to Photoshop that badly.