Wednesday, November 15, 2006

MacKay Publicly Calls Off Fake Relationship with Condi



Canuck diplohunk Peter Mackay made the world cry today:
HANOI (AFP) - Canada's foreign minister laughed off talk of resuming his close relationship with US Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice as the two envoys prepared to meet at an Asia-Pacific summit.

"It's strictly professional and strictly platonic," Peter MacKay told AFP, blushing slightly when asked about prospects of a moonlight walk in Hanoi.

Sparks appeared to fly in September when Rice, 51, and MacKay, 40, shared warm moments during her visit to Canada, clasping hands and appearing to look deep into each other's eyes after a press conference.
*sniff* I hope he at least had the decency to text message Condi before declaring his lack of romantic interest in her so heartlessly. If this doesn't prove he's gay, I don't know what could.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where's Jack? I'm sure he'll be more than happy to comfort Condi.

Lulu Maude said...

It was that jacket that told him that he couldn't even use her as a beard.

dusty said...

Yes, this does clear the way for Jack Straw now, doesn't it?

Condi's taste does suck in clothes..bitch can buy shoes but clothes..um no.

Adorable Tippi Minitez said...

"If this doesn't prove he's gay, I don't know what could."

How about if he was in the Republican Party?

Anonymous said...

As a Canadian I'm glad Peter's called off this pretend relationship. Peter's already had his pretend heart broken before. I'd hate to see him pretend hurt again.

The last time Pete was dumped by a leggy politician we had to suffer through hours of macho moping.