How exciting! Today marks the first time audiences will be able to enjoy famed presidential candidate Alan Keyes on the big screen! He must be so excited. And it's not every day that such a distinguished politician gets to be featured in what will no doubt be the #1 comedy in the known universe.
That's right: Keyes is one of "Borat"'s victims, playing the stooge in a scene where Sacha Baron Cohen's ersatz foreign correspondent enthuses about a gay pride festival. I can't wait.
But hang on, because fans like me can wait a week and make it a Alan Keyes double feature next weekend when another wholesome entertainment featuring the tenacious defender of propriety makes its debut. Hooray!