Thursday, September 14, 2006

Condi Contemplates Pulling a "Basic Instinct" at the White House

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice sits in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington September 14, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)
Heck, she could do (and has done) a lot worse than picking Sharon Stone as a role model. Who do you think would run the fastest, Josh Bolten or Stephen Hadley? My money's on Bolten.

10 comments:

Carmen Sutra said...

I vote for pussy-fan Ken Mehlman.

Anonymous said...

I think we're due for a cut. Those long locks work well in the wilds, but our herione seems to like to keep it tight...

Anonymous said...

Princess of all princesses,

If Condolence did pull a basic instinct trick on Dubya-ious, then at last the God-fearing, orally challenged American people would find a reason to impeach that criminal (forget Iraq, etc. as a justification to get rid of him, our great Protector from Terror). So come on Condi, make at least one sacrifice for your country! Just pretend you're in the State Dept gym exercizing your mouth/jaw, as part of your physical fitness program...you might wish to invite NBC to take a look at your patriotic act...

Anonymous said...

are those Ferragamos???? Inquiring minds want to know

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

They look like Ferragamos to me, but it's hard to be sure. Damn those photographers and their twisted priorities!

Karen Zipdrive said...

No offense, but I don't want to even think about seeing Condi's pussy.
I'm thinking Venus Flytrap.

benjibopper said...

dee sgusting

Jon said...

I think that it was extremely thoughtful of Reuters to explain that the Oval Office is in the White House which is located in Washington DC.

Trunk Monkey said...

That just put a very scary picture in my head. Venus Flytrap... How about scary , scary, chomp, chomp.

Anonymous said...

that nigger turns me on!