Monday, August 28, 2006

Newsflash: Donald Rumsfeld is NOT Santa Claus



Well! I'm glad he's cleared that up for us! Here are some other things that Donald Rumsfeld is not:
  • Venerial warts
  • Jayne Mansfield
  • The fifth incarnation of an important Buddhist lama
  • Pop sensation Li'l Bow Wow
  • Beloved children's book author Beverly Cleary
  • The director of Saw II
  • Gum stuck underneath a diner counter*
  • Jesus Christ
  • Competent
*I mean literally, not figuratively.

UPDATE: We had a lot of fun the other day talking about people searching for pictures of buttholes on the Pink Pony, didn't we? Well, since I took the megapopular "butthole.jpg" picture off my server, it has been super-easy to track the failed requests for it. Yesterday alone there were more than 500 tries! People, invest in a hand mirror; it's easier.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Definitely not Santa, but he does look a lot like the Easter bunny...

choff said...

New link to story (I couldn't get it from following the link provided):
http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060827/REPOSITORY/608270394&SearchID=73255139488879

Lulu Maude said...

Love the picture of his paws...

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Thanks, Choff. Yours didn't work for me, but I found an MSNBC link which, hopefully, does.

Anonymous said...

Is it me, or do his fingernails look painted the slightest shade of pink?

PwapVt said...

so eventually we have listed all of the things he's not, and what will we be left with?

Patience said...

If not Santa Claus, how about the Cat in the Hat?

Anonymous said...

The pink on the hoodlum's fingernails is from the blood.

Anonymous said...

Little bunny foo-foo, hoppin' through the forest, pickin' up the field mice and bop 'em on the head...

Blue Gal said...

He's not Hootie. Please, do not call him Hootie.