Well! I'm glad he's cleared that up for us! Here are some other things that Donald Rumsfeld is not:
- Venerial warts
- Jayne Mansfield
- The fifth incarnation of an important Buddhist lama
- Pop sensation Li'l Bow Wow
- Beloved children's book author Beverly Cleary
- The director of Saw II
- Gum stuck underneath a diner counter*
- Jesus Christ
- Competent
UPDATE: We had a lot of fun the other day talking about people searching for pictures of buttholes on the Pink Pony, didn't we? Well, since I took the megapopular "butthole.jpg" picture off my server, it has been super-easy to track the failed requests for it. Yesterday alone there were more than 500 tries! People, invest in a hand mirror; it's easier.
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Definitely not Santa, but he does look a lot like the Easter bunny...
New link to story (I couldn't get it from following the link provided):
http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060827/REPOSITORY/608270394&SearchID=73255139488879
Love the picture of his paws...
Thanks, Choff. Yours didn't work for me, but I found an MSNBC link which, hopefully, does.
Is it me, or do his fingernails look painted the slightest shade of pink?
so eventually we have listed all of the things he's not, and what will we be left with?
If not Santa Claus, how about the Cat in the Hat?
The pink on the hoodlum's fingernails is from the blood.
Little bunny foo-foo, hoppin' through the forest, pickin' up the field mice and bop 'em on the head...
He's not Hootie. Please, do not call him Hootie.
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