Laugh of the day courtesy of The Onion:
WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called developments "encouraging" on the first day of diplomatic talks with representatives from the underwater kingdom of Rubba Dubdub, which were held in the spacious bathtub of Rice's private D.C. residence on Monday.Read the rest of it here.
11 comments:
Don't you think there should be some kind of an elevation on the hair alert? The curl in MY ahir would simply droop.
I think that photo is 'shopped. Does it still count?
Leave it to the Onion! Love them.
I was concerned about the Rubber Ducky as ignored and oppressed minority group, but I see that Duckay is a power player. Phew.
Must.....not.....think.....shes......Hot!.....Must.....not......thin
Who's at the other end of the tub?
Oh please, its the Condi-bot again..the real Ferragamo=wearing bitch is on vaca just like her boss.
I can tell it's a fake photo...no pearls.
That bathtub photo is the stuff that dreams are made of.
Princess:
Perhaps if Condi appeared in this watery way at the UN the U.S. would find a way to bring a ceasefire to the ME -...just a thought in these tumultuous times... but then John Bolton might object: "why can't I appear in a tub too, I'm as sexy as she is, especially with my mustache!"
Why is life so complicated...
Princess darling,
How did Condi get her shampoo (see the plastic containers) past liquid-adverse airport security? The privileges of being a State Department employee...
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