Monday, July 10, 2006

Jo Ann Emerson: $500 - $1,000 per Facial

I'm really going to miss Al Kamen, because in this morning's "In the Loop" in the Washington Post, he reports the following:
Mark the date! This e-mail invite arrived Friday:
Subject: Ladies Spa Event with Rep. Emerson
Monday, July 24th
Congresswoman Jo Ann Emerson (R-Mo.) invites you to join her for a Ladies Spa Afternoon Monday, July 24, 2006 2:00-4:00pm, ILO Salon, 1637 Wisconsin Ave., NW, between Q and Reservoir.
$500 personal or $1,000 PAC
Wow, I wonder how many facials she'll get, and I wonder how much she charges when it's not an election year? Questions, questions, questions. Plus, when does the video come out?

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WIIIAI said...

The Kamen column:

The column has an RSS feed, too often the only way to find it.

Carmen Sutra said...

She must be getting bigger. Reptiles shed their skin as they grow. Here's hoping Tran Pak manages to scrub that leering smile right off her face along with the scales.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if she's getting bigger but she's definitely looking more and more reptilian. Bring back Ursula, PSP!!

Anonymous said...

If Jo Ann is feeling run-down now, at least she'll have more spunk after all those facials.

samael7 said...

Oh, anonymous. Leave it to the nameless to give voice to my darker thoughts. And here I was, trying not to go there.

Admittedly without much success.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Five hundred dollars to see that seahag in a mudpack?
Give me a freakin' break.

Lulu Maude said...

Why don't I live closer?! I so want to be one of the girls!