Sunday, July 09, 2006

Condi +1 +1 +1 with Bonus Hairdo Alert!

George + Condi = Hot:

President Bush, left, salutes as he watches a baseball game between the Washington Nationals and the San Diego Padres at RFK Stadium, Saturday, July 8, 2006, in Washington. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is at right. (AP Photo/Nick Wass)
George + Condi + Laura = Hotter:

George + Condi + Laura + Alberto = Ohhhhh, what a bring-down:

Or is it? What's happening in the back of Condi's hairdo? Let's scientifically enlarge and examine the area:

I think this is actually similar to the 'do she sported for Condicising, so maybe it's a sports-related coiffure choice, but this looks braided, or rather as they used to say, "plaited", and I don't thing we've ever seen anything resembling a braid on the Condibot's hair-unit before. Until I can be sure that it's not just a temporary anomaly, I'm raising the Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System level to elevated:


isabelita said...

Hey, it's GOP Whack-a-mole!

Anonymous said...

Princess! I loved your work on Wonkette, but am delighted to have you back. And what a smashing way for you to return, including the elevation of the 'do system!!!

Wishes are Horses said...

I also loved you on Wonkette...easy to tell you and Alex apart...and you made a lovely team indeeeeeed.

Just who is in charge of her hair? Consider interviewing this person. Consider collaborating with him on your alert system. I am sure he/she understands the gravity of his/her role and would be willing to assist in any way possible.

5th Estate said...

two sparkly hooves up and an exuberant whinny for your wonkette work!
But what really matters is that your'e back on track, serving up your usual platter of delicious Condi-ments to your guests as you document every move ( except for her hair) that our historic piano-playing Secretary Of Skate makes, to the delight of fans such as myself.

BTW as yours is a photoblog dedicated to the "Queen of Nice and Ice" (with a chocolatey center and chiclet garnis), yours without obligation and sans any self promotion on my part of course is this photomontage-homage at

One look at this pic at it's no wonder that the whole world and our manly President) is in love with Condi!

I remain, your faithful stable-boy

Karen Zipdrive said...

Condi heard her date would be Alberto and she just didn't give a damn.
She was hoping George would notice her depression and cheer her up, but Crazy Eyes was on the scene.

sleepyinsaudi said...

The twin set Condi is wearing is sooo pretty. Do you think she got it at Bergdorfs or Saks. BTW- I thing her hair is being held back by a fuzzy velvet black scrunchie to blend with her velvet hair.

Sasha said...

I'm quite certain that The Condi Does Not Do the Plait. Ick. I believe that is a velvet bow on a clip.

Sheesh, Princess, did that liaison at Wonkette addle you?

And I'll thank you to never never never post a picture of Mr. Gonzales again.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what these dreadful four people talk about -- it looks as if nothing, absolutely nothing, is going through their "minds."

Carmen Sutra said...

I agree with Sasha twice: 1) I'm thinking bow for that casual Satan-may-care look, and 2) images of the Inquisitor General are disturbing and shocking to the system, especially when you've come for the glitter and rainbows.

Does anyone know when Ursula's next big event is?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah- for every Condi shot there should be an Ursula shot to soothe our battered eyes.

Anonymous said...

The photo of these dreadful four people reminds me of the Soviet goons on the Lenin Mausoleum during May day demonstrations in Moscow during the bad ol' days of the Soviet Empire ... but at least the commie goons were standing up ... or at least were being held up... these goons are just sitting there, smilin', doin' nuttin', as Rome burns.

Cry, the beloved country.