Monday, July 10, 2006

Hairdo Crisis Over, Please Return to Your Seats

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said a vote on a UN Security Council resolution censuring North Korea's missile tests had been put off while a Chinese delegation was in Pyongyang.(AFP/Jim Watson)
Well, as you can see by the pretty, pretty picture above, the Condi hairdo's mad escapade at the ballpark didn't appear have any lasting deleterious effects (that damage was done years ago) on its subsequent configuration. This is both a tremendous comfort and a terrible disappointment. I just thought I'd let you all know that the Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System has been lowered back down to its usual, boring "guarded" status. You may now resume your vacation plans.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, I dunno about that resumed status just yet.
Look at how processed her hair is. It's totally tamed into flat submission, almost as if her stylist overdid the solution.
I think she's headed for some serious hair fatigue that could cause breakage, split ends or even hair falling out.
Yes, I said it.
She could go bald.

Anonymous said...

Remember, boys and girls: Real bald men don't suffer from hair fatigue.

Anonymous said...

I think she might be holding a little baby magic sphere, resting it on her lap. No?

Lulu Maude said...

Condi's hair could go the way of Michael Jackson's nose if she isn't careful.

Do you think she's had the baby toe removal that's so big among Ferragamo wearers these days?

Could endanger her Madison.