Surprising lack of seersucker apparel on Senate floor yesterday:It's all just so moving... so tragic. You're a peach, Fritz!
After the gavel and while gathering to vote things looked promising
but it soon became apparent that SOME people hadn’t gotten the memo –
Those in the know were NOT amused
The good doctor was asked his opinion on the matter
and Secretary Chao’s husband said the lack of seersucker denoted an alarming trend in American culture, and he would be no part of it
Senator Judd “Dread” Gregg concurred
One senator said he had worn seersucker before wearing plain blue
And they gaveled out with nothing concluded
OMG, and I almost forgot! They were also talking about Iraq 'n' Katrina 'n' stuff.